"Uhh Mukuro...." Tsuna stared at the back of Mukuro's head as blue turned to green and yellow.

"What?" Mukuro questioned turning towards Tsuna.

"You're h-hair." Tsuna said still looking terrified as the blue faded completely away revealing the glorious truth of a perfectly colored PINEAPPLE.

Mukuro brushed his hand through his leaf fronds and looked at his hand which now had blue dye covering it. Mukuro glared heatedly at Tsuna as he covered his head with an illusion.

"Never speak of this." Mukuro growled before disappearing. Tsuna stood there for a moment before laughing hysterically knowing that he will never be able to take his male mist guardian seriously ever again.

10 years later

Tsuna was in a bad mood from his mountain of paperwork which was conveniently caused by, you guessed it Mukuro (And Kyoya but he had a reason). So now he was quietly stomping down the hallway into Mukuro's room only to see him washing his PINEAPPLE in the shower.

Tsuna snickered inwardly before taking a picture of what is clearly a pineapple for a head before noticing that some of the pineapple's leaf fronds had grown in length since he had last seen them.

'So the pineapple does grow, hmm that would be great to tell Hayato.' Tsuna smirked evilly as he thought up plans that would have Reborn proud of him. So noticing that Mukuro was preoccupied he slipped out of his room silently and quickly rushed off to Reborn's office.

"Psst Reborn." Tsuna whispered with a grin as Reborn finished his report. Reborn noticed the evil factor in his tone and instantly signed himself up for whatever Tsuna was planning by saying. "Yes, Dame-Tsuna?"

Tsuna's grin got wider and he showed him the picture on his phone. Reborn did not comment on the fact it was obviously taken in the shower, after all that's sometimes how he gets blackmail as well, and instead stared at the obvious PINEAPPLE for a head.

"Is this real?" Reborn questioned for once not sure about the realism he is seeing.

"Yep not the first time I've seen it, apparently permanent hair dye doesn't work very well on Pineapples especially in the rain, or in this case the shower." Tsuna said smirking as Reborn gained a glint in his eyes.

"So what are you going to do with this knowledge?" Reborn asked honestly curious to what his student had thought up.

"Well since Mukuro has been the root of 40% of my paperwork lately, I was thinking that you could sell this to Mammon while I show this to my other guardians, specifically Kyoya and Hayato, and embarrass him so much he wouldn't think of causing me more paperwork." Tsuna said smirking devilishly and Reborn returned the smirk with his own.

"Well let's get this started, shall we." Reborn stated before dialing Mammon's number.

Time Skip

"Yes the pineapple UMA does grow-" That was all Hayato needed to start studying the Pineapple UMA. Tsuna smirked before going to Kyoya and handing him a picture.

"Pft-" Kyoya started laughing which is usually only seen when the DC played a prank on him or hit someone with their pompadours. Tsuna blinked in surprise at his reaction before going back to his horrible paperwork.

Time Skip

In 2 days the picture had been spread throughout Vongola and unfortunately Fangirls that have somehow entered the mansion and where chasing the naked pineapple.

"AAAHH NO DON'T AHHHH FUCK NO! HELP ME!!!!!" The sound of the pineapple's screams greatly amused the boss and Spartan Tutor currently doing paperwork. They ignored the fact Kyoya was trying to hide the fact he was laughing in the corner of the room.

"I wonder if he's going to figure out that I was the one who spread those pictures and let the Fangirls into the mansion." Tsuna commented offhandedly. Reborn smirked in amusement before adding his own comment. "Or the fact that I sold his picture to Mammon for 15 million."

"UMA!" The loud voice of a very delighted Hayato covered the scream made by Mukuro who looked terrified by the scalpels held in Hayato's hands.

"And there's Hayato... Mukuro will be getting a taste of his own medicine that's for sure." Tsuna stated solemnly before bursting into laughter.

The screams of the Pineapple, the 'kyaa's of the Fangirls, and the mad scientist chuckles of Hayato continued until the night.

Omake

Kyoya and Kasukabe were walking towards their office before... *bump* A Pineapple got hit in the face by a pompadour.

"Pfthahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kyoya keeled over and burst into uncontrollable laughter while Kasukabe stated.

"This is normal." To Mukuro's disbelief.

AN: I was laughing the entire time I was writing this so it took forever but I hope you enjoyed The Truth and what Tsuna did with it. Also I suggest that you all read Many Facets of Kyoya by Ourliazo which is where I got the Pompadour idea from.