:Dirk wake up:

You, Dirk, wake up naked next to Jake English. He stirs in his sleep mumbling 'I love you' and sometimes some retrace to any anime. AHHHH your so proud.

- le time skip brought to you by lazy admin-

-3 months later-
:Be Jake English:

You, Jake English are going to do the biggest thing you've done since frickle fracking Dirk. Today you will ask him to marry you. It's been three months but you know it's meant to be.

You feel like all this time you guys have been more than friends without knowing. You go knock on the bathroom door. "Jake were dating you don't need to knock, plus how many times have you seen me naked??" You blush "well chap I can't even count! lots! I think" you feel your cheeks burn more crimson. You walk in to see Dirk isn't even naked, you do kinda wish he was. He just smirked and chuckled. "So Jake what do you need?" You blush harder if it was possible. "W-well chap I was w-wondering" you paused. "Godzooks this is hard!" You snap. "You know what Dirk fucking strider come to the living room and take a seat, your gonna need it" he stood there and stopped drying his hair and walked into the kitchen. You didn't need to be nervous. "Dirk strider." He nods "Jake you don't need to call me by my ful-" you cut him off "shut up you'll ruin the moment!" He closes his mouth. You get down on one knee and pull out a small orange and green box "Dirk will you do me the pleasure of marrying me?" Dirk stopped. He started fanning his face and jumpin up and down. "YES YES OMFG YES" Dirk picked ou up and spun you around pecking every bit of skin on your face. "I love you Dirk" he put you down. " and guess what Jake?" He gave a giant smirk. "W-what" you blush seeing his smirk. "I'm gonna love the ever loving fuck out of you."

And you get FRICKLE frack in the next chapter. LOVE YOU ALL MY BUTTER TOASTTS.

*gives you 70 cookies*

Sorry you have to wait for smut!!