You, Jake English, wake up from your amazing nap. Immediately smiling remembering the night before. Wind in your hair, you in dirks arms, and most of all the kiss, soft but sweet, Dirk returning the feelings. That last part was your favorite of them all. You decide to pester Dirk:

golgothasTerror [GT] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT]

GT: Dirk?

TT: yea?

GT: I love you :B

TT: I love you too, hey Jake?

GT: Yes?

TT: your so motherfucking sugoi

GT: S-U-G-O-I? Sorry chap I have, no idea what your talking bout..sorry

TT:.....Jake.....

GT: yes Dirk?

TT: GRT YOUR PRE-ANIME ASS OVER TO MY HOUSE :)

GT: golly...ok Dirk be there in a jiffy

golgothasTerror [GT] ceased pestering timaeusTestified [TT]

You pull on some short booty shorts over your skull underwear and put two pistols in your pockets. There, all set. You walk over to Dirks apartment building and get to his apartment. Sometimes you wish he'd clean buuuutt. Not like that's ever gonna happen. You walk in and sing "Your the real strider, yes the Dirk strider so will the real Dirk strider please stand up, please stand up and PLEASE MAKE THIS SHIP CANON" he runs into the room "omg you know what shipping is" he smiles "uh yea that UU girl told me hehe..." Dirk hugs you "we are defeney already canon Jake, forever" and then he gave you, Jake English a kiss.
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Listen guys this is not done but I do want to add if you want to stop here you can, I will add fluff if my friend approves beclaws this is her fanfic.