"I always thought Ward was a psychopath."

"If you keep looking at me like that, then I'm going to have to take my joint back."

"I still don't know why Johnny B refuses to just move in, he's here ninety percent of the time anyway."

"I'm not sure how I'll move on from this unimaginable betrayal."

"My marbles were lost years ago, it's just the dial-up sound in there."

"It's go time, fuckers!"

"I'm about to bludgeon an old man to death."

"I'd rather be doing literally anything else."

"What the hell is going on right now!"