Izuku and Noble were quick to holding down Mario while Lily put some makeshift handcuffs on Mario

Lily: there, that should hold him

Mario: what the fuck-a are you doing? You non-a Nintendo characters shouldn't be-a here-a

Soon more people walked into the room

????: what are you some type of racist?

Mario: well, my-a card doesn't say Ultimate Racist for-a no reason

????: well, I don't think this guy is safe near you Lala sama

????: oh Peke, I'm sure it will be fine

????: L-lala, could this be other aliens? Cause they look ....weird.

Lala: nope, never seen them before, anyway. I'm Lala Deviluke, and my card says Ultimate Alien Princess

Peke: don't leave me out Lala sama, my names Peke, the Ultimate Outfit

'...what is that?'

????: god.... your Ultimate is almost as bad as mine....

Makoto: well? What's yours?

Rito: m-my name is Rito Yuuki, Ultimate H-harem P-protagonist

Suddenly there was a surge of blushes popping on people's faces except Byakuya, Mario, and Jack

????: *snort* so, what's the commotion? I heard a bunch of shouting and it seems it needs the help of a knight

Everyone turned to see a.... pig

'Why is there a pig, who talked?'

Hawk: why are you guys so quiet now, gosh. It's like you haven't heard of Hawk, Knight of the Scraps Disposal.... well, this note says I the Ultimate pig night.....

????: hehehe, that's funny, sounds like Pignite

In came another person whose face looked destroyed

Makoto: a-are you ok sir?

????: oh I'm fine, it's something my regeneration can't heal

Everyone turned to the speaker in shock

But they previous contestants are the most surprised

Kirigiri started to mumble something

Kirigiri: why would Monokuma allow someone with regeneration into this killing game....

????: why would I fucking know. I'm just your average ordinary~ everyday, mercenary~🎵

Hagakure: M-M-MERCENARY?!?!

Wade: cool your tits. I ain't gonna kill anyone yet, the names Wade Wilson, or Deadpool.... the Ultimate Immortal

M

akoto: w-what, h-how does that work?

Wade: well~ sit down and let big daddy Wade tell you all the story of my life

????: *sigh* this is taking too long. Puhuhuhu, let's get this thing started since you know each other now

Everyone turned to see a silhouette of Monokuma

Katsuki: YOU FUCKER, HOW IS MY ARM FIXED?!?!

I gasped seeing how he was having explosions erupt from his hands

Monokuma: calm down hot head, I'm just here to give ya a little announcement

I stood up and tried to make myself look bigger

Makoto: EVERYONE, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HE-

Monokuma: Oh, before anything foreword my name is Monokuma and I'm going to make a wager.

Makoto, Jack, Byakuya, Hagakure, Aoi, and Kirigiri all had a shocked face

Mario: why-a should I-a give a fuck-a?

Monokuma: now now, this is a life or death situation. Now, I'm going to play a game with you all, if you win. You get to leave, but if you lose~. You have to stay here forever~.

Eri: w-what's the g-game?

Monokuma: ah, it's just a run of the mill game really. Anyone here play

..........

Monokuma was silent for a moment for dramatic effect

Monokuma: Russian Roulette?

Everyone was silent

Eri: what's Russian Roulette? It sounds fun?

Monokuma: why it is fun sweet Eri-chan. Now you go first-

Izuku: N-NO, I'LL GO FIRST

Monokuma: puhuhuhu, I guess that's why your the ultimate hero

Monokuma brought out a gun and tossed it to Izuku

Monokuma: now, we all go around in a circle taking turns with the gun. Each round you survive you are given a random perk card that allows you to do a bonus something, it's explained on the card. Buuuuut, you can't have more than one card. Now, whose it gonna be, whose it gonna BE!

Izuku took a deep breath

And shot the gun

But he didn't die

So he passed it on to the person next to him

Which was Eri

Eri grabbed the gun

Eri: m-mr. Deku, s-s-should we be u-u-using this owie thing?

Aoi: grrrr, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT A CHILD IN THE KILLING GAME YOU MONSTER?!

Monokuma: oh? Puhuhuhu, that's for me to know and you to find out.... and isn't it harsh calling me an energy drink?

Kirigiri: tch

Wade: I guess you can say he's un-bearable

Eri laughed at the man's joke

Eri looked back at the gun and shakily pointed it to her head

She pulled the trigger

And a loud boom went off

A screen of smoke appeared shocking everyone

Izuku, Noble, and Lily all shouted at once while my heart started to fall and puke started to fill my throat again

Eri: w-why are you yelling?

Izuku: w-what?

The smoke disappeared to show Eri holding the gun with a "bang" flag outstretched

Eri: s-see, this game is fun!

Monokuma: now that was quick

Wade: that's what she said hehe

Monokuma: now she is eliminated from Roulette.

Eri sighed and handed the gun to Noble

Eri: that was fun....

Noble brought the gun to his head after moving the bullets around

Click

No bang

Noble then passed it to Lily who also passed

Lily passed it to Bakugo

Katsuki: give me that

He yanked it out of her hand before she could let go

And BANG

Katsuki: NO!

Katsuki blew up the gun

Katsuki: I AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THIS SHIT!

Monokuma: puhuhuhu, well now. Don't be so sad Ultimate "hero"

Mario: ehe, can I get out-a these FUCKING handcuffs if you don't mind

Lily: oh, my bad

Lilt went over and unlocked Mario's handcuffs

Monokuma tossed a new gun towards Mario having it fall to the ground

Mario picked up the gun and pointed it at Makoto

Makoto: u- UWAH

Izuku: DON'T POINT IT AT OTHERS

Lala: we are all trying to get out. Don't be mean

Peke: Lala sama... I don't think that's in his best option

Mario: hehe, I-a activate my card Angel Wings that allows me-a to skip my turn.

Makoto: w-what? Oh

I read my card

It looked to be a reverse type card

I look at the description underneath the image and it says that it goes back one person, then skips you to the person on your other side

I spaced out so much I didn't notice that Mario was handing me the gun

Makoto: o-oh, I use my card Reverse to make you do your turn again. S-sorry Mario

Mario: you FUCKING NON-NINTENDO CHARACTER

Mario immediately shot himself

BANG

Mario: what-a the fuck-a is this crap-a?

Wade: this do be sounding like Yu-Gi-Oh

The plain looking guy grabbed the gun next and pulled the trigger for a click sound

Lala: oh Rito, gimme

Lala grabbed the gun from Rito and passed

Peke: oh Lala Sama

Peke grabbed the gun and BOOM

Peke: oh, I'm sorry Lala Sama

Lala: it's ok Peke

Hawk was next

Hawk: ..... uh... little help guys? I can't exactly pull the trigger

Aoi: oh, I'll help

Aoi grabbed the gun from the upset robot and pointed it to Hawk

Hawk: what are you waiting for, the great Hawk shall not be sho-

Bang

Hawk:..... well.... shoot....

Aoi: I'm so sorry, you ok?

Hawk: im fine

Aoi pulled the trigger for herself

Click

Aoi: phew

Hagakure: it's my turn Hina

Hagakure pulled the trigger

Bang

Hagakure: aw... I had a three percent chance to not get shot.....

Wade: you really don't think that this whole shooting game has any significance for the future? My fourth wall powers aren't working but I can tell this is some type of foreshadowing

Wade grabbed the gun and pulled the trigger

Bang

Wade's eyes went wide in realization of what this is foreshadowing

Monokuma: my turn upupupu

Monokuma revealed a card

Monokuma: no more foreshadowing, I use the card everyone else loses. This card forces everyone to lose and I win. Puhuhuhu

Everyone started shouting

Wade: what a fucking party pooper

Lala: you can do that?

Eri: w-we lost?

Byakuya: heh, I expected something like this from a one trick pony

Monokuma: HEY, QUIET DOWN ALRIGHT!

Everyone stopped there shouts full with anger towards the bear

Monokuma: now now, I have some more tricks up my sleeve.... but for now. Welcome to your new home forever and ever!

Everyone started shouting again

Eri: w-wait, m-maybe it's not as b-b-bad?

Izuku: Eri-chan is right, nothing can go wrong as long as we stay together

Makoto smiled at the green headed boy

Jack: yeah but there's a catch correct? The catch is the thing that.... ACHOO

Toko: eh .... wh-what happened? I thought w-we escaped?

Izuku and Noble's eyes opened widely

Izuku and Noble: SPLIT PERSONALITY

Toko: w-who are y-you? Degenerates....

Monokuma: yeah yeah, now you are trapped with no windows and no doors to the outside. I get you want to escape, well there's always my way. Kill KILL KILL

Wade: huh, haunted mansion reference....

Eri: w-what?

Mario: kill? Well why didn't you say-a so earlier

Mario turned and charged at Katsuki

Katsuki: oh YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME?!?! DIE FUCKER!

They both sent fire towards each other

One an explosion the other fire balls

Lily: I got this

Lily pulled out rope and quickly tied up Mario while Izuku and Noble held Katsuki back

Mario: what-a the fuck-a is this? UNTIED-A ME NON-NINTENDO CHARACTER!

Lily: no, you seem like the one who kills first

Izuku: Kaachan, w-we are trying to get out together. N-not kill others, we are heroes

Katsuki: tch, why would I even want to kill a worthless extra like that

Monokuma: puhuhuhu, so energetic to start this killing game I see~

Rito: u-uh, Monokuma?

Monokuma: eh? What is it?

Rito: I'm not saying I'm planning on killing... but what happens after one kills another?

Lala: RITO!

Peke: RITO SAMA!

Rito: I-I'm just asking

Monokuma: oh, puhuhuhu. Just ask the ones who have been through this before. They'll ~ tell you what you need to know. But before that, here

Monokuma threw some monopads to the newer contestants.

Hawk: H-HEY! I CAN'T GRAB THIS!

Mario: WHAT THE FUCK-A AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS-A? SHOVE IT-A UP MY ASS-A? I AM FUCKING TIED UP-A!

Lily: not my problem

Monokuma: puhuhuhu, stay tuned folks. Bye-bye

Monokuma disappeared

Peke: what? He just disappeared?

Wade: ah, interesting powers....

Eri: w-what are the rules?

Aoi: ok, so the rules are basically~

Byakuya: kill someone without being found out. Then go through a trial to see who that person is. Its court themed.

Hagakure: y-you forgot the punishment

Kirigiri: if you are found out....you die by execution..... we pick an innocent person, we all die except the culprit.

This started freaking everyone out

Then a buzzing sound went off

Monokuma: ehem, is this thing working? Oh, it is now 10 p.m. I suggest you all leave to your bedrooms before one of my rules ends your life
Izuku: rules?

Izuku looked through the monopad and saw the rules we didn't mention

Izuku: o-oh, so we need to find our rooms before this room locks

Monokuma: exactly

Izuku: AAAH

Monokuma popped out behind Izuku

Monokuma: so here is a map of the first floor, it will show up on your Monopads

Monokuma: that's it, tata

Monokuma disappeared once again

I sighed

Makoto: ok everyone, let's get through this together. Now, let's all go to our rooms

Aoi went over to help up Mario to his room

Mario: DON'T-A TOUCH-A ME!

Aoi: i-i-im sorry

Mario stood up still tied up after having his Monopad shoved into his hand and wandered out the door

Everyone else went their separate ways

Halfway I felt a tug at my pant leg

Eri: m-mr. Naegi. A-are we going to be alright? I-I'm scared

I felt a pang at my heart

Makoto: i-its fine Eri, want me to help you to your room?

Eri nodded

???: HEY! HELP ME WITH MY DOOR TOO!

Me and Eri turned to see Hawk

Hawk: they didn't add a way for a pig to go in and out?

Makoto: well... that may be a problem later on.... here

I opened the door for Hawk and watched as Hawk walked in and closed the door

Hawk: thanks

I barely heard it through the door but it still made me smile

Makoto: ok Eri, your tur-

I turn around and see that she is missing

I start to panic and look for her

Everyone else were in their rooms because they didn't want to break the rule

But that didn't mean I couldn't freak out over losing track of a child

Makoto: Eri? Eri? Where are you?

Eri: o-oh, sorry...

I turn to see Eri coming from the direction of the bathrooms

Eri: s-sorry, I had to go to the bathroom....

I sighed in relief

Makoto: it's fine, just don't do it again Ok? I mean don't walk off like that without telling me

Eri nodded

I smiled at her and walked her to her room

I left after making sure she went in and closed the door

Soon after I retreated to my room

As soon as I got in and laid down I passed out

MONOKUMA THEATER

Monokuma: puhuhuhu, don't you just love it when you know you haven't been through much trauma then others? It makes those who did feel that pain fall into that much more despair

MONOKUMA THEATER OVER

Ok, Prologue over

Remaining contestants 17

Ok ok, I may not be able to get the type of drawings I want here.... but I'm still trying my best. Hey, maybe a specific "Ultimate Commentator" might read it..... nah ..... in the words of Nagito I would need Great hope and luck to achieve such a feat....

I tried something new with the Russian Roulette and if you can guess.... I did a small foreshadowing on the blackened and victims. Can you guess who dunnit? Only time will tell.

Again, thank you sinful-seeker and GLITCH-IN-THE-SYZTEM for some art

See ya on the flip side

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Total of 5,757 words if I condensed the Prologue into one