"Its hotter than Satan's asshole in here," Jaehee complained

"Then take off some-"

"NO!" Zen yelled at Jumin, stopping him from finishing that sentence. The RFA was stuck on a road trip in an RV and there was no air conditioning.

"Please, Zen? I've got an undershirt,"

"Exactly, it's not like I'm suggesting anything scandalous. Haha, besides, she's my girlfriend so I would let YOU see anything I'VE seen,"

"Zen is literally just being a protective father," Yoosung said. Yoosung got up and made his way to the front of the RV to ask Seven and V, once again, when they'll be there.

"Yeah, if it makes you feel better, why don't we all take something off?" MC said

"I don't have an undershirt," Zen said. That was pretty self explanatory as he was wearing a tank top already.

"Exactly," MC said with a wink. This pulled a laugh from Seven.

"Yeah, Zen! Why don't you show us?" Seven said, still looking at the road but now joining in on their conversation.

"I'd rather not see that," Jumin said

"Oh yeah, that's right, you and Jaehee are the reason this started,"

"I did nothing wrong," Jaehee said

"I know this and I love you for that but this ASSHOLE here did,"

"I did nothing wrong either! I just suggested she take something off,"

"Exactly!"

"If I was going to do something I would never do it in front of you guys," Jaehee nearly chocked on her drink. Sure, she was dating him and they've done not so innocent things but..

"We shouldn't talk about our sex life," Jaehee voiced her thoughts.

"Eh, I don't know, I like boasting,"

"V, control your friend," MC said. V looked back from his seat on the passenger side, which didn't help anything since he didn't have much eyesight.

"Jumin, don't talk about your sex life,"

"Fine but I still think if you're hot then you should take something off,"

"If I take off this shirt and leave my undershirt on, will this fight be over?"

"Yes,"

"No,"

"Why not?"

"Because then Jaehee will have fallen into his evil clutches!" Zen said

"Please, she's already done that," V said, not exactly helping.

"We can never have a normal conversation, can we?" Yoosung asked

"I don't know, Yoosung, I'm thinking you should take something off too," Seven winked. A blush covered the blond's cheeks.

"Stop flirting with everyone!" Yoosung said, hitting Seven lightly on the head.

This is soooooooo stupid and shouldn't exist but it does anyway. Dirty things all around. I didn't know what to name this chapter.