Jeaki: Everytime I go to dinner it seems like I'm getttin a little bit thinner.

Jumin: Well, if you'd like, maybe not snack so much to spoil your appetite.

"Rude," Jeaki whispered under his breath.

Jeaki: I'll sit down at the breakfast table, I can talk while they're not able.

Jumin: What are you talking about? Areum never shuts her mouth.

Jeaki: But when I look at them I find there's a single question on their minds.

Jumin: Not really, or are you talking about us bringing up the company sometimes?

Jeaki: I wish it could go back to the way it was

Jumin: We've never changed I don't think

Jeaki: It's not easy now because

Jumin: because..?

Jeaki: My whole family thinks I'm gay

Jumin: Well, we never said that

Jeaki: I guess it's always been that way.

Jumin: We don't judge

Jeaki: Maybe it's cause of the way I walk

Jumin: You walk fine to me

Jeaki: Makes them think I like... Boys

Jumin: Same

"Same? Oh, that's right, Uncle Seven started Dpes Jumin Han Is Gay," Jeaki laughed at that.

Jeaki: That I like boys

Jumin: Well do you or not?

Jeaki: The goddamn question just won't go away

Jumin: Is your sister bothering you again?

Jeaki: And I get asked every single day

Jumin: I'll have a talk with Areum.

Jeaki: But the way they ask it is not a disguse like "how was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"

Jumin: Really? That's rather blunt but Areum has never been subtle.

Jeaki: This was the worst maybe this is my fear.

Jumin: Being accused of being gay?

Jeaki: Now their opinions are crystal clear because my whole family now is shocked

Jumin: Really?

"What? Are you not shocked, father?!" Jeaki pouted at that but continued anyways

Jeaki: Im in the closet and the door is locked

Jumin: Are you locked in the closet? I'll get the key

Jeaki: Now my glory days are gone. I was John Elton now I'm Elton John.

Jumin: You're not in the closet

Jeaki: My whole family now suspects watching Sponge Bob has side effects

Jumin: Maybe but I don't think anything turns you gay. You're born with it.

Jeaki: Im not gay and that's what I said

Jumin: Okay, I believe you

Jeaki: If I'm gay, hey God, strike me dead! Cough cough cough

Jumin: Is this your way of coming out?

Jeaki: Just cause I'm on the cheerleading team

Jumin: You're not on the cheerleading team

Jeaki: Or that my birthday party had a Broadway theme.

Jumin: You wanted it but that was years ago

Jeaki: When I look at the sky, what do I see?

Jumin: Blue

Jeaki: That the clouds in the sky spell F-A-G

Jumin: That's weird, I didn't think that was possible.

Jeaki: Because I think that God might think I'm gay

Jumin: Well, if you are, he's the one that made you like that

Jeaki: What does he know anyway?

Jumin: Well, he's supposed to be all knowing

Jeaki: My grandpa gave me a present just last year and the card said 'Happy Birthday, queer'

Jumin: Did he? That's...Hmm

Jeaki: My whole family thinks I'm fab. There's a guy, Jea, take a stab.

Jumin: Well, is he cute?

Jeaki: C'mon, why doesn't he get women, there's no other way

Jumin: Who?

Jeaki: It's because I'm lanky, not cause I'm gay, alright?

Jumin: Wait, are you or aren't you?

Jeaki: Not cause Im gay. Just cause I'm afraid of the snow

Jumin: You used to love it

Jeaki: Or my favourite color is the rainbow.

Jumin: Nice

Jeaki: That was a joke

Jumin: Haha

Jeaki: I don't mean to yell but I fear I must

Jumin: You were yelling? It's kinda hard to tell through text.

Jeaki: Because I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust

Jumin: I thought you trusted me

Jeaki: Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay!

Jumin: Boyfriend?

Jeaki: JUST KIDDING

Jumin: Oh

Jeaki: You all probably think I'm gay

Jumin: I don't know

Jeaki: Man, this song is counterproductive

Jumin: Yeah, it just confused me... Wait, song?

Jeaki: Because my whole family thinks I'm gay

Jumin: I mean, you're confusing the hell out of me right now, are you coming out or not?

Jeaki: What do they know anyway? You gotta look right through the haze.

Jumin: You're making the haze

Jeaki: Easy bake oven was just a phase

Jumin: It was surprisingly good btw

Jeaki: My whole family thinks I'm queer, that is all I ever hear

Jumin: Maybe from Areum

Jeaki: But I've been as straight as a ramp, if you don't count bible camp

Jumin: You've never been to Bible Camp

Jeaki: I'm not gay I swear

Jumin: Okay. Is that your final answer? You sounded like you were having an argument with yourself more

Jeaki: I'm not gay

Jumin: Okay

Jeaki: This was just a lyric prank

Jumin: So I'm not going to talk to Areum about interrogating you on your sexuality.

Jeaki: No

Jumin: That's fine, I didn't want to anyways

Jeaki: That's so mean

Jumin: I'm your father

Jeaki: -_-

Jumin: Thought you were coming out a little bit there

Jeaki: IM NOT GAY

A/N: Jeaki's prank backfired because now Jumin thinks he might be gay. He's supportive but "Dad, I'm not gay!" "It's okay to come out, son, I love you,"