Jaehee Kang: Daddy?

Zen: Who the fuck are you calling daddy?

707: Honestly it could be any of us... Except for MC. She's mommy.

MC: Thanks hon

Zen: It doesn't matter

707: She could be calling all of us daddy. Orgi, you know?

Yoosung: Im not daddy, am I?

Jaehee Kang: Oh my god, Luciel, how long does it take to make that function to delete messages?

707: Idk, maybe you shouldn't have secret sex with your boss.

Zen: Dude I don't think she was calling Jumin that

MC: Why you gonna put her business out there like that?

Zen: What?

MC: What?

Zen: You mean it's true?!

MC: Well fuck I thought everyone knew they were fucking

Jaehee Kang: MC!

MC: What?! It's not like nobody is gonna figure it out!

-Jumin Han has entered the chatroom-

Zen: ASSHOLE IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

Jumin Han: I literally just entered the chat. For someone named Zen you have no chill.

Zen: Shut up you PRICK!

Jumin Han: Should I look at the earlier chat to catch up? Will it help me understand why he's mad?

Jaehee Kang: No!

Jumin Han: ?

707: Lolol, she outted your little affairs

Jumin Han: Affairs... Ah, I understand.

Jaehee Kang: Shut up

Jumin Han: What? You wanna go for another round or something?

Zen: THIS IS STILL A PUBLIC CHAT

Jumin Han: Thats correct.

Yoosung:...

707: THE BABY IS STILL HERE T-T

Jumin Han: I don't understand how it's a big deal, everything we do is consensual.

MC: Im having fun what about you all?

Zen: So what are y'all? Fuck buddies?

Jaehee Kang:...

Jumin Han:...

Jaehee Kang: Mr. Han, do you know?

Jumin Han: No

Jaehee Kang: Well it looks like we don't know the relationship status

Jumin Han: Im pretty sure feelings got in the way and it just made the agreement all blurry

Yoosung: So we now have two relationships in the RFA? I thought we were all forever alone

Jumin Han: Maybe you and Zen

Zen: Fuck you!

Jumin Han: Sorry, that job is already taken by Jaehee

Zen: I HATE YOU

Jumin Han: Because I'm right?

Jaehee Kang: May I die now?

Jumin Han: No, of course not

707: May I ask the kinks?

Yoosung: Im leaving if you are because you KNOW Jumin will answer with a straight face!

Zen: DONT ANSWER

Jumin Han: Did I hear answer?

Zen: NO

Jumin Han: Okay

Jaehee Kang: JUMIN HAN DO NOT ANSWER

Jumin Han: Listen to girlfriend or be spiteful? So much choices...

Jaehee Kang: What do I have to do to catch a break...

Jumin Han: You could start with me

707: So you gonna fuck him so he'll stop or we gonna hear something we aren't supposed to? I'm fine either way.

Yoosung: What? You gotta camera in Jumin's room? Lol

Yoosung: Seven why aren't you answering

Yoosung: DONT TELL ME YOU HAVE A CAMERA

707: okay

Yoosung: SEVEN

hynosysition inspired this terrible idea.