Luna: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.

*later, in a fight*

Luna: Social distancing doesn't say anything about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

Eustace: I'm a bad person, the worst... I'm a horrible person.

The Squad: ...

Eustace: No, you're not, Eustace! We still love you, Eustace!

Eustace: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.

Orion: I photosynthesize with this.

(Honestly, they would have been hilarious together!)

Caspian: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?

Edmund: To relax.

Elrik: Can I borrow five Lions?

Luna: If you're only borrowing it, does that mean you'll pay me back?

Elrik: Of course.

Luna: ...

Elrik: Not directly, but with my love and affection.

Luna: So that's a no.

Reepicheep: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Eustace: I almost died.

Edmund: That... is my favorite memory.

Elrik: I write how I think.

Caspian: Odd that you write at all then.

Caspian: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Luna: I'm the friend.

The Squad: We know.

Eustace: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Lucy: I would say infinitesimally.

Edmund: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Reepicheep: Are you alright?

Caspian: Short answer or long answer?

Elrik: Short?

Caspian: No.

Luna: Long?

Caspian: Nooooooo.

Caspian: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Luna: Wow. They sound stupid.

Caspian: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just...uptight.

Luna: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"

Caspian: I guess you're right. Hey Luna, I love you.

Luna: See! Just say that!

Caspian: By Aslan's mane and Peter's beard!

Luna: If that flies over their head then, sorry Cas, but they're too dumb for you.

Caspian: Luna...

Caspian: What are y'all's favorite things to wake up to?

Edmund: Breakfast in bed!

Lucy: A letter from a friend!

Reep & Luna: The screams of our enemies!

Eustace: My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.

Eustace: Oh, I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!

Edmund: Six? I only got three!

Luna: You guys got sleep?

Caspian, stumbling out of his room to grab a mug of coffee before saying: What year is it?

Eustace: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph.D.?

(You know, in Morphogenetics and Knowing-better.)

Eustace: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?

Caspian: Half-full, definitely.

Caspian: Half-full and constantly rising. Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.

Timea: Don't worry, I'll save you, Luna.

Luna: ...

Caspian: Well, I can rest in peace then.

Reepicheep: Help! I'm drowning!

Caspian: Calm down. We're only in six feet of water!

Reepicheep: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

Eustace: I've got a weapon, and I'm... admittedly very afraid to use it!

So, this is a little something to laugh. Thoughts? Headcanons?