Leto Joker X Reader

You woke up like any other day, went to the bathroom. Used it, took a shower , and started to get ready for what ever this crazy life style had coming for yah. Looking in the mirror you gazed upon your new reflection with a glint in your eyes and a long purple grin. The Acid bath turned your (S/C) skin pale as his and hair from (H/C) to a bright ocean blue, and who could forget your eyes. They now stand a much more vibrant (E/C) . Insane. You smiled and added the last touch of red lipstick over the edge of your purple dyed lips. With that and your favorite colored T-shirt and shorts , you spun out of the bathroom, using the hair brush like a microphone you sang ,
"Yeeheee J It's Saturday! Yeeoww!", you made an air guitar motion. Then glancing up with wild eyes you saw he wasn't still in bed. Raising an eyebrow you tossed aside the brush into the sink and looked around. After no luck , even glancing under the bed with muffled ,
"J? Mr green hair. Love Clown where are yah?" .
You walked and gently pulled open the door. No one in sight other than some henchmen chillin downstairs. You shrugged it off. He probably had a meeting that your dead sleep couldn't have been woken out of. Going down stairs you grinned at the men you passed by . Frost saying a friendly ,
"Morning Miss,"
Which you replied with air guns ,
"Right Back atch yah Frosty."

Then in the kitchen you got an idea. "Maybe since I'm bored. It's a Saturday, I will make some fine ass muffins!", you clapped and got ready.

A handful of supplies in hand you laid them on the kitchen table. Glancing over them you noticed,
Baking powder, check,
Bowl, eggs, spoon, milk. Check.
Sugar, nope. No-check.

You hollered not looking up from the table , " Frosty! When will J be Back?"

He called back ," In a couple hours . Do you even know where he went."

"No. Not that I care at the moment. ", you knew better than to question Joker when he just ups and leaves. So, an hour. You tapped your chin as you glanced at the cupboards. "Sugar sugar sugar."
Opening and searching in each you finally came across a see through plastic bag. Rather large and filled with white goodness. That you assumed was ,
"Sugar!"

A Couple Hours Later...

Joker walked into your shared bedroom tired and exhausted as he threw off his silver jacket and made a grunt as he flopped unto the bed. Then he rose a brow as he heard giggling from the bathroom which door was wide open. He grinned a silver grin as he pushed himself up to great you,
"Oh (Y/N) Doll, what are you up to?"
When he met you at the bathroom you were twitching and kept giggling though your expression begged to differ as you were staring at your eyes that were blood shot. He glanced at you , then the muffin. You snapped your head toward him and gave him a full fledged smile as you wrapped your arms around his neck and kissed him rather roughly. But before he could even react with a laugh you jumped back and picked up the muffin.

"Holy Shit! It must be all the sugar I poured into these bad boys cuz holy shizcubobs I feel like I could, eat batman's cape!"

Joker just looked at you before he gave a low laugh ," uhh ok Croc uh. Question." He eased the muffin away from your grasp as he put a gentle yet firm grip on your arm. "Did yah. Uh, use the bag, of.. White stuff that was in the -"

"Cupboard? Yeah why?", you cut him off.

He shot you a glare and you put your head down a bit with a speedy ," Sorry."

He gave a gruff nod as he said ," Well Doll Face, that wasn't sugar."

Your head shot up as you glanced from him, to the damned muffin. Turning back slowly to face him , you start to smile. He couldn't help but join you as you both burst into fits of crazed laughter that rang through out the entire hideout and through the night.