(Riddler X reader)
(Your/Nick/Name)

You watched around the corner as Edward worked mercilessly on yet another puzzle death trap contraption blueprint . You glanced from him to the clock and sighed tiredly as it read 1:30 am. You chuckled and snuck in quietly, trying not to startle him. But, maybe...
You gently crept behind him , hands only inching to his shoulders , and with a swift touch ,

"BOO!"

"Agh!", he jumped flailing his arms about resulting in ink being spilling all over his blueprints. Bad move (Y/N) you thought to yourself , the heat practically radiating off his head. Taking a step back , you said ,

"Oh, dammit honey I'm sorry. I. I really am . Oh gosh."

The riddler , him only being in his white undershirt, stained and wrinkled and his green suit pants. He looked at the mess, his breath becoming harsher by the second. You had to do something. So, you strode over quickly and wrapped your hands around his waist resting your head in the middle of his back. You felt him gradually start to relax. He sighed deeply, feeling the rumble in your hands .

"(Y/N/N) , (Y/N/N) , (Y/N/N).", he sang . "You've ruined everything."

This made your heart clench and you instantly let go, stepping back ,

"I said I was sorry, I only meant to spook you.", you crossed your arms.

Ed nodded sticking a finger up into the atmosphere as he spun on his heels to face you.

"And just like that m'dear , " he moved aside to show the mess he technically made ,
"My big ! Great! Vigorous ! Plan to get rid of the batman once and for all! Is down the crapper, covered in ink. Ink I cannot erase you know." He said, index finger writhing around in front of you.

Rolling your eyes you stated , " well I only spooked you, I didn't make you spill the ink."

He scowled ," you helped. Ugh just get out."

You scoffed ," you wish."

Edward rose a brow ," oh so you won't leave? Fine, not like I need you though." He turned his back to you and started to clean up the ink that spilt on his shirt and arm.

Your smile broke a bit, he was just tired and grumpy is all, but with wit you decided to give him a taste of his one medicine ,
"1: flawed
2: not flawed
1: flawed
3: not flawed
1: flawed
4: not flawed
1: flawed
5: not flawed "

He faced you ," what?"

You nodded , " it's a riddle."

"Oh. ."

But before he could share a second breath you said ,
"Answer. No one is perfect." And with that you left.

Plopping on the bed you sighed , what a great way to end the night you thought to yourself. Turning to your side you got underneath the covers, not bothering to change out of your day clothes and closed your eyes . A sudden shift of weight startled you slightly but you pretended not to notice until arms wrapped around your waist and pulled you close.

"Nope. I guess No one is perfect. But. I'll admit your pretty close to it.", Edward whispered before planting a soft kiss on your neck.