George would be me if I played a sport.

PAUL IS THE BOYFRIEND OF MY DREAMS NOW

John is me with those haters

Ringo is me in any sport, except for one slight thing:
Me: *keeps on getting hit by balls* *picks up ball angrily* OH YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OUTTA IT?!? You say you want a REVOLUTION-!!! *gets hit by more balls bc of references* WEEEEEEEELLL Y'KNOW, WE ALL WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD