Hawaiian rules of J. W.:

1) Never judge a day by the weather.

2) The best things in life aren't things.

3) Tell the truth; there's less to remember.

4)  Speak softly and wear a loud aloha shirt.

5) Goals are deceptive; the unaimed arrow never misses.

6) He who dies with the most toys, still dies.

7) Age is relative; when you're over the hill, you pick up speed.

8) There are two ways to be rich: make more or desire less.

9) Beauty is internal; looks mean nothing.

10) No rain, no rainbows.