[Origins of Olympus]

*Looks up a pic of the U.S. on phone* 

Relena: So I am confusion, why is this one Kansas, but this one is not Arkansas, America explain! explain, what you mean ArkanSAW!!

Xylo: O-O i dont know...

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Austin *hands Daveed a bottle of tomb juice*: Ey Daveed you want some?

Daveed: This bitch is empty, YEET! *throws it in the middle of camp*

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Jakey*with camera* : Do it for the vine!

Pelagic: *shakes head*

Jakey: Do it for the vine!!

Pelagic: *shakes head again*

Jakey: DO IT FOR THE VINE!!

Pelagic: ROOOOAAAARRRRR!!!

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*talking to Inmo* Daveed: now today, I'm gonna teach you how to face your fears...

*walks to his window* Daveed: now the first step to facing your fears is- *opens his blinds*

Relena *transforms into a wyvern right outside*: *glares at him*

Daveed: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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Bri*talking about Brakey* : ...and they were roommates...

Austin: And they were roommates.

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*buried in the sand* Inmo: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

Mitch: Poseidon quivers before him!!

Inmo: FUCK OFF

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Austin: My mom has told me to stop cursing in ice cream flavors

Austin: Update, I still haven't stopped

Micheal: *sigh* why are you cursing in ice cream flavors?

Austin:  WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME PUNK!! I'LL BEAT YOUR ROCKY ROAD AND THEN I'LL KICK THE EVERLOVING CHEESECAKE OUT OF YOU!!

Inmo: holy fudge...

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*at the aphrodite ball*

Inmo: droogs.

Kaykrae with Mario: No w-we're okay

Inmo: drugs?

Kaykrae: this is awkward- no thank you...

Mario: *trying to walk away*

Inmo: druugs!

Kaykrae: who inv- who invited-

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Daveed: Hey, did you know this towers haunted?

Austin: Really?

Daveed: Yeah, by a tall ghost

Daveed: There's one now!

Re: *hits her head on a door frame again* OW!!

Austin & Daveed: AAAAHHH!!

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Hope this makes you guys laugh!