(mix of origins)

OoO

TV: "Who's that Pokemon?"

Jakey: It's PIKACHU

TV: ... It's Clafairy!

Mitch: *jumps off the couch* FUUU-

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SNO

Relena: *went for a walk without telling anyone*

2 hours later

Xylo *at the vampire castle*: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY MATE!?!

Jackson: What does she look like?

Xylo crying: BEAUTIFUL

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OZ

Doc: yes I was listening

Doc: it's just difficult to process so much stupid at once

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OoO

Kay: you're a wizard Mario

Mario: *is wearing his wizard hat* I'm a what?

Kay: A WIZARD!

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FTO

Bri: FREEZE you're under arrest for robbery!

Silver: Wait WHAT but what did I steal!?

Bri: My heart

Bri telling this to her kids: ...and that's how we met.

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OoO

Brandeen & Brick: *having a full on bloody brawl with the whole camp watching and cheering*

Kaykrae: HEY

Kaykrae: *walks up to Bri and hands her an appointment with Micheal* Dress code. *slithers away*

Everyone: =_=

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OZ

Colin: If I punched myself in the face and it hurts, does that make me strong or weak?

Justin: Strong?

Seek: Weak?

Charlie: An idiot

Ironwood: A coward, use a knife

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SNO

Xylo & Re: Can you feel~

Bryan: the love tonight-

Xylo:... Really!?

Bryan: ...sorry?

(These ones always hurt to write)

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FTO

Mario: So you've never had coffee?

Bryan: Never.

Mario: Try it *hands him coffee*

Bryan: *proceeds to almost burn his entire guild to the ground* I CAN'T STOP!!

Mario: (●__●) this is fine...

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FTO

Inmo: How tall are you?

Ritchie: 6'4"

Inmo: How tall are you?

Micheal: I am 5 foot, 2 inches, and 3 quarters. I will destroy you...

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SNO

Rian: *screaming at Austin*next time you fuckin put a hand on me Ima fucking rip your face off BITCH!

Bri: What did he do?

Rian: CUZ HE FUCKIN PUSHED ME!!

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OZ

Xylo: How do you know what's good for me?!

Nick: That's my OPINION!!

Xylo: .__.

The rest of Safehaven: °__°