There were 3 guys in a forest.

Then they were being attacked by cannibals.

The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.

So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.

The first guy comes back with 10 apples.

Then the cannibals say "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your ass without changing the expression on your face."

So the guy shoves the first apple up his ass and then winces. So the cannibals eat him.

Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.

Then the cannibals say "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your ass without changing the expression on your face."

So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to laugh.

So the cannibals eat him.

Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!"

Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"