*Warning* MIX OF BALDI'S BASICS AND CREEPYPASTA

Me: *trying to sleep*

BEN: *on a DS*

Baldi: *Walks in* Uhh...why are you all in my school?

Me: zzzzzzzzzz

Spree: *hugs Baldi* Hi, Baldi sir! Hi bullyyyy, Hi Playtime-

Gotta Sweep: SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!

Spree: STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW. IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I'VE SEEN A GOOD BRAWL! (Anyone kno dat meme)

Slender: WHY
ARE WE
IN A SCHOOLHOUSE?!

Baldi: You're in MY schoolhouse, now! This is where your world ends and mine begins-

*gets his ruler*

Me: EVERYBODY RUN!!

NS: LO ESTOY INTENTANDO!!!!

(Translation: I'M TRYING!!!!)

Kagekao: NANI?!

Baldi: *walk up to BEN and spanks him*

BEN: AAAAAAAAAH-

EJ: *walking through the room*

Spree: *pops up* Well hi! Wanna answer my question?

EJ: Well-

Spree: Gooood! What is the name of the species of spider first sent into space?

EJ: Uhh...Tarantula..?

Spree: Nope! TIME TO DIE!!! *holds up a super pencil*

NS: *tackles Spree* LEAVE. JACK. ALONE!!!!!!!!!

(To all you VOAdam fans, read on!)

Jeff: *backing up*

Baldi: You know you can't escape..

VOAdam: Baldi, stop picking on kids or I'll spank you with my EXTRA LONG RULER!!!!!

Baldi: NO BYE!! *runs off*

Me: YEE ITS VOAdam!! BIG FAN BRO!

VOAdam: Thanks!

Slender: *looking at Playtime*

Playtime: Cmon!! Let's plaay~!

*after jumping rope*

Slender: *tied up in rope* AaAaAaAaAAaa!

1st Prize: *shoves Sally into the wall* Sally: GET OFF

Me: NOOOOOO BALDI GO AWAAY

Baldi: *Chasing me*

Me: WHY ME?! YOU CAN SPANK ME TOMMOROW WHEN THESE GUYS AREN'T HERE!!!

Baldi: *accidentally walks into LJ, who is taller*

LJ: Don't mess with my friends..
(Not me, the other CP's)
*kicks him*

Baldi: AAH

Scarecrow: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED AN ITEM?!

Bully: No items? No items no pass.

Scarecrow: HSSS-

Arts and Crafters: *inks Whisper*

Whisper: AAAAAAAAAAAH I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEE

Me: *hungry* I'm gonna go get a Chocolate Bar-
AND KICK BALDI'S A** AFTER!!

Baldi: Send Help-

Me: Face it, we beat you, the game and  physically.

Baldi: Fine, you win.

Me: *demonic voice* Good, good-

Everyone: *stares at me like I'm insane*

Me: What?