Me: Mom! I'm going to school now! *Heads outside*

Mom: Okay sweetie! Be careful!

Me: I will mom! Bye!

OUTSIDE THE HOUSE WAITING FOR THE BUS TO COME

*Background music: "Till there was you"

Me: *Looking at Paul's backyard* Hi Mister McCartney!

Paul: *Doesn't respond*

Me: *Noticing what Paul's doing* Awww. Mister McCartney's helping Michelle! That's just...

*Record Scratches and with wide eyes*

WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Paul: *turns around and faces me...while his face turns into deep red* NOTHING!

*Throws stick to Martha* HERE MARTHA! FETCH THE STICK!

Me: -_- I'll be watching you though.

Seriously WTF is Paul doing?!?!

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