Me: Are you aware that those are women's jeans, Paul?

Paul: Yeah and I think it suits me! *Had a very hard time to fit the pants*

Me: But even so! You need to pick some real men's pants and be sure to pick a bigger size this time.

Paul:

Me: *Sighs* Fine. DO WHATEVER YE WANT, MCCARTNEY! MAN YOUR SO SASSY!

XD