Josh: "A wild Josh appears!"

'Crush': "Hi! :)"

Josh: "Josh uses ASK OUT"

'Crush': "Yeah!! HAHA"

Josh: "It's super effective!!!"

"All of these are set-up. Why would you name someone in your contacts to ''crush''?"

If only asking your ''crush'' out was this simplistic...Let me tell you, even if you two are extremely close, you aren't guaranteed for a yes. Sorry if this seems really bold and direct, but it's the unfortunate truth of the situation.