Then: "I'MMA EARTHQUAKE ALL YOU MOTHUF***AS!!!"

Now: "According to Smogon's strategy guide, I have to EV train this Pokémon in my special sweeper by beating 73 Machops to raise the special EV to level 125. Now if I can just breed this Pokémon 700 times to get the Pedo nature, which raises its special attack by 2 points. After that I should go get a choice scarf and some leftovers but I have to raise its hp to a multiple of 4 since leftovers raises the health by 1/7..."