Keldeo: "...And this is me after my whole clan was destroyed by fire in the Moor of Icirrus."

Rarity: "Awww, you're such a cutie"

Keldeo: "Yeah, but sadly you'll never see another like me again."

Rarity: "Well, maybe I can do something about it."

Keldeo: "Wait! You mean, like, we should...you know...UH!?"

Rarity: "Oh come on! We are both adults here. And for the sake of bringing back a species some ''sacrifices'' must be made."

Keldeo: "Are...Are you sure!?"

Rarity: "Oh yes, it's for a greater good."

*SOON*

Old Man Breeder: "Uh...Something like this has never worked before."

Rarity: "Maybe you haven't used enough Dittos"