Mean girl (or guy): OH MY GOSH! THAT SHIRT IS SO PRETTY!
Me: *suspicious* really?
Mean Girl: NO!!! HAHA
Me: *rolls eyes*
Mean girl: My slippers cost more than your whole life! *shows off (insert expensive shoe brand here*
Me: thats not possible.
Mean girl: And why not?
Me: because im priceless. *walks away while putting on sunglasses*