*door closed*
Mom- *enters room*
*door opened*
Me-
Mom-*leaves room*
Me-
Me-
Me- I chIME IN WITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR! No it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationalitaaayyyy

*cue full blown performance*

Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in the church corridor....