A father wakes his son up. They are on a camping trip.
The father asks, "Son, what do you see when you look up?"
The son answers, "The millions and millions of stars."
The father asks, "What does that mean?"
The son answers, "Astronomically, it means there must be other galaxies in this universe."
The father says, "Well, no. It means someone stole our tent."
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It's weird, but funny.