1.Teacher: What are the three words that children commonly use?
Sarah: I don't know
Teacher:correct!

2.What do u get when u cross a teacher with a vampire?

A lot of blood tests.

3. Teacher:What where u before u came into school *mind:I hope they say babies*
All: happy!

4. Teacher: I wish u would pay a little attention
Dan: I'm paying as little attention as possible

5. WhT is the easiest wau to det out of school?
Wait until Saturday!

6. Student to teacher: I don't want to worry u but If I don't get good grades someone is going to get a spanking

Thx for reading guyz!