You wake up...apparently you had fallen asleep. It was now...6 am?! You wanted to sleep in...but a certain someone decided to dance to karma at 6 am. Who would that be? No other than jojo siwa.

After around five grueling minutes of listening to karma...jojo kicks your door open, flicks the lights on, and yells...really loud... "RISE AND SHINE!!!" She continues doing the karma dance.

You groan...why couldn't your mom have dated anyone else?

You get up, stretching...jojos lucky you have plans today.

Jojo leaves your room, probably to go eat breakfast or something.

You get up, you change your clothes, nothing special, just what you usually wear, you're going to the mall with some friends! Anything to get you out of this house...jojo hasn't even been here a day and you're already annoyed with her existence.

You mess with your hair, you didn't feel like actually doing anything with it, some eyeliner...brush your teeth, shoes on, it's time to go to the mall at 7 AM WOOHOO!!!

You walk downstairs, passing your mom and jojo in the living room.

"Oh! Y/N where are you going?" Your mom asks, looking up from the tv so she can look at  you.

"The mall..." you mutter, you still hadn't fully woken up yet.

"Oh! Can you pick up what me and jojo ordered from Spencer's? I just know you're going there and that...hot topic place!"

You freeze...you're mom definitely would NOT but my any...normal thing from Spencer's...like a shirt or something like that...jojo maybe. She's got a whole bad girl persona. Even though she isn't a rebel. She's just annoying... "what...what did you order?.." you ask...you can only imagine the worst...

"Oh nothing! Just a little something something..." your mom shrugs and continues watching tv.

"Okay...?" You get ready to leave, as you open the door, jojo yells for you.

"Oh! Y/N! Do you have money?"

Well duh. But...to be fair it wasn't really a lot. "Sorta..." you shrug.

Jojo gets up from the couch and runs over to you, handing you her wallet... "here! Your trips on me, don't hold back..." jojo smiles, was this supposed to be her way of...'bonding' with you? Well. At least you're loaded now...

"Oh uh-" you pause...grabbing the wallet. "Thanks..."

"No problem! It's thanks for picking up our 'package' hehe..." jojo does air quotes as she says package...that only makes you worry more about what is IN the package. "It's in my name, say it's for jojo and they'll know!" Jojo says as she goes to sit back down next to your mom.

"Right...got it..." you watch as jojo wraps her arm around your mom's shoulders, pulling her closer. You couldn't help but feel grossed out, so you quickly leave, walking to your car- well your moms car. But...she lets you use it.

You start up the car and start driving to pick up your friends.

(At the mall cus I'm lazy >:3)

You and your friends walk in the mall, you guy shop at a BUNCH of stores, you pay of course, gotta make jojo broke. You have a hunch your mom is only dating her for the money...so no money means no jojo!

But unfortunately jojo is really rich...somehow...like there's basically INFINITE money in her wallet.

You split off from your friends to go to spencers, you just wanted to pick that...thing up while they weren't around. So just be quick!

You speedwalk into spencers, asking the workers for a package for jojo...and they give it to you after a minute. And you RUN to the car to put it in away.

You're out of breath by the time you get back in the mall...you meet back up with your friends, and you guys continue shopping.

By the time you guys were done at the mall, you had practically gone to every store, spent THOUSANDS of dollars, and still. Not a dent in the wallet...so you go to more stores! Dollar stores, Walmart, target, seven eleven (for snacks), and more! But still. Nothing.

"How in the hell is she so rich...she's not even in her prime anymore..." you mutter, not really expecting a response.

"I don't think she ever was honestly." Says one of your friends.

So boom now you're in another town, shopping at all those stores and STILL no dent in the wallet so you just give up and go home.

When you walk in the door, jojo and your mom are waiting for you. And are shocked at the amount of stuff you got, well your mom is, jojo isn't worried about it though, since she's rich.

"How much did you spend?!" Your mom asks, still in shock.

"Uh..." you shrug, you're then interrupted by jojo.

"Honey, honey...they're fine! I told them no limit, plus. That probably didn't even make a dent..." jojo laughs, wrapping an arm around your mom's shoulder, pulling her close and kissing her forehead, which grosses you out...so you just speed walk back to your room...with all your stuff.

A/n: I feel like shitpost Jesus rn. Fun fact. This chapter specifically is about a dream I had one time sorta. Where I stole jojo siwas wallet and bought everything I could ever want >:3 sooooooo uh thanks for reading my cringey books bcus they r rlly fun to make and I like making ppl cringe a lot. And I know this one is...less weird than my Donald trump x joe Biden fic, but DO NOT worry. I promise it'll weirder, cringier, and you will probably question my sanity, or your existence, or both, I know I question it sometimes!! Uh...anyways if you're ACTUALLY reading this...have a cookie, some snacks...a lot of cool clothes you want, comfy blankets, and everything you could ever want!! (Paid for with jojos credit card) but yeah- thank you for reading :3 I promise it gets weirder. PROMISE.