Battle Tendency - Ultimate Warriors from Ancient Times
I had to skip Joseph and David versus the Ultimate Lifeform because it would be too short
So quick summary: Rudol Von Stroheim set Santana free from his Pillar prison but the German soldiers were powerless to stop him, When Joseph and David showed up, they both defeated Santana or so they hoped, cause Santana went inside of Stroheim but Stroheim using his last words tells Joseph, David and Speedwagon there are more Pillar Men in Rome before Stroheim blew himself up with a grenade killing himself and Santana as well although originally Joseph killed Santana using sunlight reflecting off the Well water
Anyways let's begin
The episode begins in Rome as we then cut to see Joseph and David inside a restaurant as we see a Waiter place down two plates of spaghetti in front of Joseph and David
Waiter: enjoy you two.
Joseph: *notices the spaghetti is colored black* Uh Sir? Why is the spaghetti colored Black?
David: Yeah when I look at it it makes me want to throw up.
Joseph: Yeah what he said.
Waiter: Oh well thats called Al Nero Di Seppia. It's one of our famous spaghetti. The fresh squid ink makes it turn black.
Joseph: Really? Well I apologize for asking.
David: *grabs a fork and uses it to grab some pieces of his spaghetti as he eats it* Hmm.... Ooh. That's spicy. And tasty too.
Joseph: Wait really? *grabs another fork and uses it to eat his spaghetti* Oh wow that's actually tasty!
Joseph and David then both start eating the spaghetti
David: Mmm! This is f####### good!
Joseph; I know right?! Dude this is the best thing I've had!
David: *looks and sees someone talking to a woman* Joseph look.
David and Joseph watch the person talking to the woman
???: Senorita, I present to you a gift. *pulls out a necklace*
Woman: Awww. It's so lovely.
???: It is. When you take this necklace off. Think of me and we shall be together in your dreams.
Joseph and David: NANI?!
David: My god! Holy sh##!
Joseph: my Lord! I can't believe what he just said!
???: *to the woman* I shall cast a enchantment on it. Think of it as a love spell. *kisses the necklace*
Joseph and David: NO WAY!
David: He's literally not thinking what I'm thinking!
???: and I'll shall make my spells be cast onto your lips.
The person and the woman then kiss as they start to make out
Joseph and David:

Joseph: This is outrageous! I'm gonna do something about it! *grabs a fork and infuses it with Hamon*
Joseph throws the fork at the person who catches the fork and throws it back at Joseph only for David to block the fork with a glass of wine
David: Perfection! *drinks the wine* Mmm.. Wine.
Joseph: was that hamon he used?
Waiter: *walks over to the person* Excuse me Mr Zeppeli but you have a phone call from Mr Speedwagon.
???: *pulls away from the woman* I'll be right there.
Joseph and David: What?!?!
David: that's Caesar Zeppeli?!
Joseph: Grandson to Will A. Zeppeli?!
David: God Dammit! We should have recognized him!
The scene then cuts to The Speedwagon Foundation building as we see Speedwagon walk into a room with some scientists as Santana's corpse was seen inside a pod with UV lights beaming on it
Scientist: Mr Speedwagon, the UV lights are powerful, perhaps its best to put on a mask.
Speedwagon: I don't need a mask. My hamon powers allows me to see through bright lights. And even block them from powerful lights, bring out the snake!
A snake was then seen entering the pod as it crawls onto Santana's Corpse as suddenly the snake turns to stone
Scientist: Ah!
Soldier: Santana is still alive! He's shielding himself!
Speedwagon: I clearly see that. Lock off the Pod. Make sure he does not escape.
Scientist: Yes Sir!
Speedwagon: As for me, I'm going to Rome to visit a old friend's grandson. And that is Caesar Zeppeli!
The scene then cuts to A water fountain in Rome as we see Caesar talking to a woman
Caesar: Tell me, where might you be from? If you want, we can take a photo in front of the Fountain.
Speedwagon: *was seen sitting on the fountain as he groans*
David: *was seen with Joseph as birds were seen landing on them* Boy these birds are fun to hang out with.
Speedwagon: Knock it off David! Listen you three need to start talking to each other right now!
Caesar: *to Speedwagon* Speedwagon listen I have to be honest, My grandfather died a year back from a wound left in his chest after a certain plane crash. My father took up the torch and hunted the mysteries of the stone masks. But then he died and now I have to take up the torch. It's a tradition We Zeppelis must go through!
Joseph: then let me tell you this you f###### c##-
Speedwagon: Stop it! Caesar they didn't know everything! They only realized it now!
Caesar: Even if My grandfather was still alive today. He would have never wanted to see Joseph and David. In fact I've heard of your fights with Straizo and the Pillar man Santana. But their hamon is weak. If their grandfathers were around. They would have known it. I'm not teaming up with these two!
David: Oh you wanna fight? You wanna fight? Bring it B#####! Cause this can go on all motherf######## day!
Caesar: Well then. Bring it you both. Bring it on.
David jumps at Caesar as Caesar punches David and hits him a couple of times as Joseph runs at Caesar and hits him a couple of times as Caesar punches back and slams Joseph's face o to the edge of the Fountain
Joseph: *screams in pain as he falls to the ground* My nose! You broke my nose!
Caesar: You deserved it!
David then dropkicks Caesar into the fountain water
David: and you deserved that for breaking Joseph's nose!
Caesar then jumps out of the Fountain as he, David and Joseph start fighting as they yell at each other
Speedwagon: *sighs* God Dammit. *breathes in and breathes out* Hamon Shock!
Speedwagon then touches Joseph's shoulder as Joseph gets shocked by the hamon followed by David and Caesar as they all scream while being shocked as they then fell to the ground
Speedwagon: Well. Now you saw it. You three. Come with me, or else.
Caesar: *groans* Fine.
We then cut to the same restaurant from earlier at night as we see Caesar, Speedwagon, Joseph and David at a table
Caesar: *glares at David and Joseph*
David: *glares back at Caesar along with Joseph*
Joseph: *gets a idea and pulls out a stack of cards* Hey Caesar. Want to play some cards?
Caesar: Why do you suggest that?
Joseph: Because-
David: Joseph that won't work.
Joseph: Oh. *puts the cards away*
David: Hey Caesar I want to ask. I saw a mirror in your shoe.
Caesar: No you did not!
David: Yes I did motherf######! Want me to explain?!-
Speedwagon: ENOUGH! THE THREE OF YOU! GET ALONG! By God's sake, you three are bickering like annoyed teenagers, I'm telling you three to get along! Also why are we here Caesar?
Caesar: Well you'll see.
Suddenly a car horn was heard outside as Caesar, Speedwagon, Joseph and David look outside to see a car as a German Soldier named Mark was seen inside the car
Joseph: What the?! He's German?!
Mark: *gives the thumbs up to Caesar*
Caesar: That's Mark. He's driving us to where the Pillar Men are. Now get in the damm car!
Caesar grabs Joseph, David and Speedwagon as he throws them into the car as Caesar jumps down and gets into the Car as it drives off as we cut to later as we see the group in the car together
David: *glares at Caesar*
Caesar: Germany and Italy have a alliance together, and the Germans want to research my hamon. No need to thank me you three.
Mark: Mr Speedwagon, we have a lot of questions to ask you like how you are looking young right now. You should be old
Speedwagon: Well it's complicated.
Caesar: say Mark, how's your girl?
Mark: Well I'm gonna go home next week to get married with her.
Caesar: Woo!!!!!!!! That's my boy! That's my boy right there! Right there! Hahahaha!
Joseph: Please don't laugh.
David: Jesus. This is crazy.
The scene cuts to the German soldiers in the tomb where the remaining Pillar Men were seen in the walls
German Soldier 3#: *notices a Hole in one of the Pillar man's head* Hey What's that hole?
German Commander: What hole? *notices the hole* Huh that wasn't there before.
Suddenly The hole starts to pull wind in as a spike came out of the hole and stabs a soldier in the head killing them
German Soldiers: Ah!!!
German Commander: The Hell?!
Suddenly the person in the Pillar breaks out and lands perfectly on the ground, this was the Pillar man Wamuu
Wamuu: *stretches his arms and legs before cracking his neck* I see The World has changed in my slumber. This is something I've never seen.
German Commander: Ah! He spoke!
Wamuu: Wind Power, Tornado Winds!
Wamuu then makes a couple of little tornados which spin around as suddenly all of the German soldiers get sucked into the tornados except for the German Commander as suddenly the tornados start spinning around rapidly as blood sprayed out of the tornados
German Commander: What the hell?!
The German Commander grabs his pistol and shoots it at Wamuu who dodges as Wamuu then slices the Commander in half with a blade made out of Wind as Wamuu walks over to the two other Pillar Men
Wamuu: WAMUU! *places his hands together* Awake my masters and breath life into this world!
The two Pillar Men then break out of the walls as they land perfectly, these were Esidisi and Kars and with their arrival the three do the iconic pose they did when they were introduced as we cut to The group arriving at a secret entrance as Mark knocks on the wall as a secret door opens
Speedwagon: a Secret door.
Mark: Follow me.
Mark grabs a Torch and goes through the door as the others follow
David: Wow, this is creepy.
Joseph: I know. I don't want to be here.
Speedwagon: Look we'll be here just to find these Pillar Men then we must make sure they are captured.
Joseph: *looks around and sees no German Soldiers around* Wow, no soldiers here. This is crazy. Hello?!
Caesar: Stop being foolish
Mark: Wait, he's right. There's no one around.
David: *some blood was seen dripping on his nose* Dammit I got a nosebleed.
Speedwagon: *looks up and sees blood dripping* No you don't.
The group then look up to see the dripping blood as they look down and see the corpse of the German Commander
Joseph, Caesar, Mark, David and Speedwagon: AH!!!!!!!!
David: What the hell?! Why is he dead?! Oh God he's sliced in half!
Joseph; I think I'm gonna be sick!
Caesar: This is f####### up sh##!
Speedwagon: Who got in here and killed him?!
Mark: Wait a minute then that means the blood is from the German soldiers!
David: What the actual f###?!
Mark: No f### this! I'm out!
Mark runs off in a separate direction as suddenly he runs into Kars, Wamuu and Esidisi who appeared in front of him
Mark: AH!
Joseph: It's the Pillar Men!
Speedwagon: How the hell did they get out?!
Caesar: MARK! GET AWAY FROM THEM! NOW!
Wamuu then makes a Wind blade out of thin air as he slices Mark's throat with it cutting Mark's throat open
Mark: *coughs as he spits out blood*
Caesar: MARK!!!!!!!!!!
Mark: *falls to the floor*
David: The f###?!
Joseph: Jesus christ!
Caesar: *runs over to Mark* Mark! It's gonna be okay! It will be okay!
Mark: *coughs out blood* Caesar..... am i gonna die?
Caesar: No! You'll be okay! It's a flesh wound!
Speedwagon: The Pillar Men are strong and I can't believe it!
Wamuu, Esidisi and Kars walk by the group
Kars: My senses of my light powers indicates its nightfall
Wamuu: Correct Lord Kars. But what do we do?
Esidisi: Easy. We need to find the Red stone of Aja. The stone is what we need in order to complete the Mask. Once it's finished, we will unlock its true potential.
Wamuu: of course Master Esidisi. But the human world has changed over the years we've slumbered. Unfortunately that age is done.
Kars: Well we simply need to know where it is.
Wamuu: They say the emperor cherished the stone. I'm sure Humans of today still tell stories.
Kars: Well you'd better be right. We have time after all.
Esidisi: Let us go outside and observe this Human world for ourselves.
Kars, Wamuu and Esidisi start to walk away until suddenly Kars steps behind and steps in Wamuu's shadow as Wamuu makes a Wind blade and Cuts Kars's arm
Kars: Ah!
Esidisi: Lord Kars! What happened?! Wamuu did you-
Kars: Esidisi. I'm fine. *puts his hand over the cut which heals instantly* I forgot that Stepping in Wamuu's shadow attacks me. Wamuu I simply apologize. Your attack is forgiven
Wamuu: Thank you my Lord.
Esidisi: *rolls his eyes*
Meanwhile with the group
Mark: *coughs out blood* Caesar.... Caesar end me please.
Caesar: I can't.
Mark: it's getting so cold. Please. End me. I'm so scared. The pain hurts.
Caesar: Mark I'm gonna get you out of this! I'm gonna get you to safety!
David: we can't do anything to help him Caesar. I'm sorry.
Caesar: *to Mark* I'm sorry Mark.
Caesar places his hand on Mark's chest as he uses hamon to make Mark's soul leave his body killing him
Caesar: *tears up* I'm sorry.
Joseph: Caesar. I'm sorry about Mark.
Caesar: I know. I'm sorry I was arrogant to you and your brother.
Joseph: It's fine.
Speedwagon: Well what do we do?
David: *looks at Kars, Wamuu and Esidisi* Hmm..
Caesar: *stands up* these Pillar Men killed my friend. Now they'll die!
Joseph: Caesar wait! You can't face them alone!
Caesar, Joseph and David then do cool looking poses together
Caesar: Fine! I'll accept your help just this once you two!
Speedwagon: Wait can't forget about me, I know hamon as well. Plus I need to fight since its been a while.
David; Fine you're in this story then! *to Kars, Wamuu and Esidisi* Hey A##holes!
Kars: *he, Esidisi and Wamuu stop as they turn around to face the group*
David: You a##holes killed Caesar's friend. Now this is what happens next. So bring it on.
Kars: Hmph. Whoever they are. They have spirit to fight.
Speedwagon: *grabs one of his blade hats and infuses hamon into it* Hamon Hat Cutter!
Speedwagon throws the hat at Esidisi who gets hit by it
Esidisi: *screams in pain* You motherf#######!
Kars: Esidisi!
Wamuu: Master Esidisi! You'll all pay for that!
David: *pulls out a revolver* Western Overdrive!
David shoots six bullets at Wamuu which hits him but doesn't kill him
Joseph: Caesar, we'll take that guy together! *points to Kars*
Caesar: Got it!
Joseph and Caesar then run straight at Kars and Kick him together as they start to hit him with punches, kicks and a whole lot more as Kars then flies backwards and lands perfectly next to Wamuu and Esidisi
Kars: *growls* Oh these humans. Never get old. Fine then. You want a fight. We'll give you a fight.
David: Bring it on!
The group then get into fighting Poses as Kars, Wamuu and Esidisi do the same as the screen cuts to black
End of Episode.
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