Title is: I WANT ABS

So, your on your way to kill Dio. People start fights with you alot because they think they can win. But what they didn't know is that you would win. (Basically pillar men's ayayayaya intensifies). But you got no abs. You eat alot but you gain nothing.

So your just sitting on the edge of a wall. Staring at the ocean, you loved the ocean and everything about it. When you found out that Jotaro likes the ocean, it felt like you found another friend.

You saw him come up to you. He then sat by you and layed his head on you. He put all his weight on you.

"Get off, your heavy.." you tried to push him off.

"I know I'm heavy, but your my strong (Y/G) [Your gender]. Arent you?" You then stopped and just let him lay on you and questioned what he said.

"Yeah, I'm your strong (Y/G).." he realized what he said and he blushed, but he didnt hide his face.

Next morning

"So where are we going today Mr. Joestar?" You asked

"Well we're gonna take a day off and relax abit and travel a little." Didn't he forget about Holly?

"But Mr. Joestar! What about Holly?" You couldn't believe what you were hearing.

"Holly can wait a little, she's my strong little girl". He said while looking off at the sky seeing it was getting brighter as the sun comes up.

You where excited. You haven't been to the pool in like what? 11 years or so? That time you almost drowned in the shallow end but you didn't care.

"CAN WE GO TO THE POOL!?!" Your face had the look of excitement.

"Of course we can" you guys then went on to find somewhere to stay.

40 Minutes later.

You where all dressed up already. Towels and sunscreen, you didn't have. But you knew they would buy some stuff along the way. Using the Speedwagon Foundation's money too.

You then saw all of them come out of the dresser. With shirts off and just swim shorts. You became furious. You looked at Jotaro and Polnereff.

"UHHHHHHGGGG, I WANT ABS. I WANT ABS SO BADDDDDD.." You said while running to Jotaro touching his stomach. And then you ran to polnereff.

"And a nice booty....BUT I CANT STOP EATING PIZZA ROLLLSSS" You screeched out the last part.

"And mcdonald's.....ohmyGOoOoOoOdD" You groaned kinda sounding like a dolphin.

"MOMMMYYY...." Jotaro then picked you up. He kissed your head and you calmed down and cried into his chest.

"Jotaroooooo, the dog even has abs...but God decided to give him the abs but not meeeeeeee..." You cried even more, and he just whispered sweet nothings to you. Made no difference to your emotions.

"Yare yare..alright..you chose to come here, might as well enjoy it while it last. And stop crying, it's fucking annoying." You pouted at him.

"Jotaro, your mine and no one else's. You comfort me the most.." He smiled a little and looked at the water.

He then picked you up and threw you in it. He was gonna get an ass wooping. That's if you can catch him. Let's say that ended up with you sitting on Jotaro's back eating some McDonald's because why not.

If you didn't get this one, it's based off of a meme where there's a kid crying because they can have abs bc they eat to much. So yeah, bye.