A/n I'ma just GiornoGiovannasDream bitch I'm writing this shit.

Me and Jotaro were fighting a stand user. We ended up getting absolutely recked because their stand was able to make people high. The rest of the gang had to help, we defeated him but the effects would last 20 hours.

"Great what are we gonna do now" polnereff said watching me and Jotaro laugh at a squirrel.

"Well I guess we lock them in a room for the rest of the day, avdol hand me the camera if something dumb happens I'm using this as black mail" joseph said.

"Mr Joestar! Haha" kakyoin said.

"Well it seems we have to make sure they don't get in trouble, kakyoin and polnereff help (y/n) stand, me and Mr Joestar will get jotaro" avdol said.

Jotaro was questioning life.

"If you replace the letter w in what, where, and when with a t you get the answer. If abortions are murder, are condoms kidnapping?"

"I wanna sleep on the curve, is that to much to ask" I ask as kakyoin trys to put me in the car.

"No put me on the curve, waiter I would like a wall please PLEASE I WOULD LIKE TO PUNCH YOUR FINEST WALL I DONT KNOW WHY I JUST THINK THATS APPROPRIAT-" I cut myself off.

"(Y/n) why are you quite all of a sudden?" Polnereff said.

"Shhh"

"wHy Do I haVe to SiT nExt TO UGLY" jotaro said.

"Shhhh indoor voices" I said. "FuCk oFf" "shhhhhhh indoor voices" I said putting my finger over his mouth telling him to shut up.

"Oh shit dog my bad" he said.

"Wanna play go fish" I said

"Yes" he said

"Red fish" I said

"Black fish" he said

"4 fish" I said

"Rainbow fish" it started to get competitive.

"Whale" I said

"Octopus"

"Shark"

"Starfish"

"Dolphin"

"Aww God damnit how did you win"

"FiSh" I said

"FiSh" he said

"Can you both shut the fuck up" polnereff said.

"He's just jealous cuz he dumb right jootjoot"

"Have I ever told you your hot?" Jotaro said.

"No I'm cold" I said.

"Oh my God" joseph said.

"No your hot as in cute"

"No I'm cold as in cold look goosebumps" I said putting his hand on my arm.

"Ohh you are cold"

He then gave me a hug and rapped his coat around me.

"Alright let's get out and book a room" mr Joestar said.

"Damnit jiji why did you have to be a fucking cock block" jotaro said kinda pissed.

"Oh my God did you want to uhh (y/n)!"

"Yeah but thanks to you no ones losing there virgi-" he was cut of by to hamsters fucking.

"What the-" kakyoin and polnereff said.

"It's a baby and it's mommy!" I said pointing.

"Yare yare (y/n)" jotaro said with a blush.