I am a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Brodway geek and I love Chicago so I took JJBA and mixed it with one of my favorite songs so please know this is the weirdest thing I ever done

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SpeedWagon: And now the six JoJo murderesses of the Cook County Jail In their rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'

Jorato:
Lick.

Joseph:
Six.

Gio:
Squish.

Jolyne:
Uh-Uh.

Jonathan:
Cicero.

Josuke:
Kishibe!

Jorato:
Lick.

Joseph:
Six.

Gio:
Squish.

Jolyne:
Uh-Uh.

Jonathan:
Cicero.

Josuke:
Kishibe!

Jorato:
Lick.

Joseph:
Six.

Gio:
Squish.

Jolyne:
Uh-Uh.

Jonathan:
Cicero.

Josuke:
Kishibe!

Jorato:
Lick.

Joseph:
Six.

Gio:
Squish.

Jolyne:
Uh-Uh.

Jonathan:
Cicero.

Josuke:
Kishibe!

All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

Jonathan:
I betcha you would have done the same!

Jorato:
Lick.

Gio:
Six.

Gio:
Squish.

Jolyne:
Uh-Uh.

Jonathan:
Cicero.

Josuke:
Kishibe!

Jorato:
Lick.

Joseph:
Six.

Gio:
Squish.

Jolyne:
Uh-Uh.

Jonathan:
Cicero.

Josuke:
Kishibe!

Jorato:
Lick.

Joseph:
Six.

Gio:
Squish.

Jolyne:
Uh-Uh.

Jonathan:
Cicero.

Josuke:
Kishibe!

Jorato:
You know how people
have these little habits that
get you down. Like Kakyoin.
Kalyion liked to chew cherries.
No, not chew. Lick. Well, I
came home this one day and
I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Kakyoin layin' on
the couch, drinkin' a beer and
chewin'. No not chewin'.
Lickin'. So, I said to him,
"You lick that
cherry one more time..." 'Yare Yare Daze'
And he did!

So I took the shotgun off the wall
and fired two warning shots...
...into his head.

All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

Joseph:
I met Caesar Zeppeli from
Salt Lake City about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home
I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single,my ass. Not only was he married.
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons,
you know. So that night when
he came home. I fixed him
his drink as usual.

You know, some guys just can't hold their strawberry wine!

All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And the he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

Gio:
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Mista,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept on screamin'
"You been screwin' the milkman,"

And then he ran into my knife! He ran into my knife, TEN TIMES!

All:
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

Jolyne: Miért vagyok itt? Mondd el, hogy a lakásom megragadta a repülést és megcsattantam a fejét. De ez nem igaz, ártatlan vagyok. Nem Tudom, mert mondta, hogy Sam bácsi úgy tesz, mintha. Próbáltam elmagyarázni a bírónak, de nem értettek engem

( Why am I here for? Tell me that my dwelling seized my fly and I snapped the head. But it's not true, I'm innocent. No I know because he said Uncle Sam is pretending. I tried the to explain to the judge, but they didn't understand me ) {Idk we can't always trust translate}

Gio:
Yeah, but did you do it?

Jolyne:
UH UH, not guilty!

Jonathan:
My brother, Dio, and I did this double act
and my wife, Erina , used to travel
along with us. Now for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a
row, one, two, three, four, five
Splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops
one right after the other. Well, this one night
we are in Cicero, the three of us, sittin' up
in a hotel room, boozin' and havin' a few
laughs and we ran out of ice,
so I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
And there's Dio and
Erina doing Number Seventeen
-the spread eagle.


Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out.
I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was
washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead.

All:
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along.
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

All: They had it coming, they had it coming! They had it coming all along! I didn't do it, but if I done it How could you tell me that I was wrong?

Josuke:
I love Rohan Kishibe
More than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
Sensitive...a painter.
But he was troubled.
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and along the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.

I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead.

All:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

All:

They had it coming, they had it coming
They had it coming all along!
'Cause if they used us, and they abused us How could they tell us that we were wrong

He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same

Jorato:
You lick that cherry one more time!

Joseph:
Single my ass.

Gio:
Ten times!

Jolyne:
Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe (Why did Uncle Sam put you in prison.)

Jonathan:
Number Seventeen - the spread eagle.

Josuke:
Artistic differences.

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................okay thats all I have

I honestly dont like half of these ships but it was only for this

Oringinal Lyrics: https://genius.com/Cast-of-the-musical-chicago-cell-block-tango-lyrics

Video:

https://youtu.be/T-Z8Ygaxns4

And I hope you liked this weird shit

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-Heydi