Question from shadoxiety ,

"Luke! When are YOU going to have a boyfriend like Del over there? Try going for someone like... I don't know.. like.. Ohm?"

CaRtOoNz: Huh? I am trying, you know. BUT there's always cockblockers! And newcomers are taking the spotlight. . .*Cocks his gun* I should kill them all. . .

Vanoss: *Driving* Whatever is happening, leave it for now, Cartoonz.

CaRtOoNz: Oh, you mean me shooting you in the head? *Aims his gun to Vanoss*

Wildcat: C-Cartoonz!

CaRtOoNz: *Pulls away* I'm just joking~.

~At the base~

Vanoss: *Gets off the car*

Wildcat: *Gets off the car*

CaRtOoNz: *Gets off the car* Home sweet home, baby!

DeadSquirrel: *Gets off the car* 'Home'?

Vanoss: *Sigh & goes inside*

~Inside~

Vanoss: We're ba-

Terroriser: O-OHM!

Ohm: *Touching Terroriser's crotch* Ohh~, is someone hard~?

Cry: It's probably cause I shoved Moo's face into his crotch.

Moo: *Blush* What!?

Terroriser: *Blushing* T-That's not- I- um-

Ohm: Aww~, do you need help masturbating~?

Terroriser: N-No!

Bryce: *Pulls Ohm off Terroriser* Quit harassing him!

Ohm: *Touches Bryce's crotch*

Bryce: *Blush* You fu-

Delirious: *Grabs Ohm's hand away from Bryce's crotch*

Ohm: Oh~, my bad, Delly~.

Delirious: . . . (Careful where you touch Bryce.) *Lets Ohm's hand go*

Ohm: That's so cute, Delly~!

Bryce: *Blush* Delirious. . . (S-So hot~.)

Delirious: *Blush*

SADBOI_H0URS "Ooh lala~ you DO want the dick!"

Delirious: *Blushes hard* .-.-.-. . . .-.-.-. . .! *Covers his face*. . .! (W-W-Wha- I-I-I- Ahhh! Don't say it!)

Bryce: *Blushing* (Cute. . .)

Ohm: Oh Bryce! Delly is so thirsty! Give him pleasure & satisfaction!

Bryce: 'T-Thirsty'? 'Pleasure'? 'S-Satisfaction'!? Y-You don't mean-

Ohm: Yes! Have sex with Delly, Bryce~!

Bryce: *Blushes hard* (I-I mean, we're not- it's a bit complicated, but we're not like that, um, I mean, we did confess to each other, but before I can ask him to be my boyfriend, we were interrupted! And even so, it's too early! D-D-Delirious' delicate, beautiful body, I-I-I should not think of such lewd things! B-but does Delirious r-really want it? N-No, that c-can't be true!)

Delirious: *Blushes hard* (I-I cannot do it! I mean, I don't have experience! What if Bryce doesn't like it!? I-I am curious of how his p-penis looks like, but I can't say such lewd thoughts nor wishes to Bryce! I-I'm the one who said we can take this slow! I should not pressure Bryce! B-But. . .in all honesty, I WANT BRYCE! His dick, and everything!)

CaRtOoNz: *Pats Delirious' shoulder*

Delirious: *Gets startled, turns around* .-. . . (C-Cartoonz. . .)

CaRtOoNz: Sex doesn't always have to be from the butt. There's always oral.

Delirious: *Blushing* .-. . . (O-Oral. . .)

Bryce: *Gets nosebleed*

Moo: Bryce!

Terroriser: Someone, grab tissues!

Vanoss: The fuck are you guys doing?

Ohm: Evy~! *Hugs Vanoss* Welcome back master~!

Pewdiepie: We had a little entertainment.

Ohm: Ohhh~, do you want more~?

Markiplier: No thank you.

MiniLadd: *Enters* What's with all the sexual talk!?

Vanoss: *Sees MiniLadd* Mini. . .

MiniLadd: *Sees Vanoss* . . .*Turns away*

Vanoss: *Frowns*

Ohm: *Looks at MiniLadd, then Vanoss*

Markiplier: . . .Vanoss, does your group have any injuries?

Vanoss: . . .A little. Check Squirrel & Wildcat.

Wildcat: Um, Squirrel said, he needs to make a call.

Vanoss: Alright. Ohm, go check on him.

Ohm: Yes master~. *Walks outside*

Markiplier: Craig. . .

MiniLadd: . . .I have to help Marcel & Droidd. *Walks away*

Lui: *Enters* Is Vanoss back? *Sees Vanoss* Vanoss! We have a supply problem!

Vanoss: Supply problem? 

Question from karo-senpai ,

"Well then... so squirrel, would you try to kill ohm again? Or...

ANYWAYS, how is life squirrel?(cause you know, ohm is with you)"

DeadSquirrel: No, I won't. I'm still not an official member, but I'm working on it, and I don't want to kill my teammate.

[???: That's rare of you, Joe. Not killing, AND you're gonna join the infamous BBS? That's so awesome!

DeadSquirrel: Oh, sorry, I got an ask.

???: It's fine, you can finish up.]

DeadSquirrel: So, life? It's been good so far. I'm fed well, sleep well, and loved well. *Smiles* It's like having something I didn't have for a long time. . .Vanoss provided me this. . .new life. And Ohmie. . .*blush* he's someone important to me now. [Sorry about that.

???: It's alright, and sounds like you have someone of interest~.

DeadSquirrel: Well, yea. I almost gave him my virginity.

???: 'Almost'?

DeadSquirrel: Cockblockers.

???: Ah, I see. That's unfortunate.

DeadSquirrel: We *blush* had oral though.

???: Now that's a step.

DeadSquirrel: Yea. . .anyway, I called you for a supply update, not to talk my life.

???: Okay, okay. But it's rare, you usually send me letters, now you have technology in your hand. At first, I was like, 'who's number is this'?

DeadSquirrel: Thanks for not ignoring me.

???: No prob, and what can I get ya this time?]

Ohm: *Sees DeadSquirrel* (Oh, still on the phone. . .is it. . .) *Clenches his fists*

[DeadSquirrel: I'm short on arrows, can you craft some?

???: Sure, the usual paralysis one? Or you want the poison one? OR MY NEW-

DeadSquirrel: Just the usual. I don't want your new invention, it's garbage isn't it?

???: How dare you call my inventions 'garbage'!?

DeadSquirrel: *Giggles* Sorry, sorry.]

Ohm: *Hugs DeadSquirrel from behind* 

DeadSquirrel: Whoa! *Drops his phone, blushes as he sees Ohm* O-Ohmie?

Ohm: *Kisses DeadSquirrel's neck* 

DeadSquirrel: Ah! Ohmie!

Ohm: Were you talking to a bitch?

DeadSquirrel: W-What?

Ohm: I hate bitches. . .I hate them so much. . .and I'm not letting them take you! *pins DeadSquirrel on the ground*

DeadSquirrel: *Blushes* O-Ohmie. . . (Shit! I forgot he hates girls! But I wasn't-)

Ohm: *Kisses DeadSquirrel* Mmmm~.

DeadSquirrel: M-Mmmmm. . .

Ohm: *Rubs DeadSquirrel's crotch*

DeadSquirrel: *Moans* 

Ohm: *Pulls away* Squirrely~. . .

DeadSquirrel: *Panting* O-Ohmie~. . .

[???: Um, it's okay to leave me hanging, but can you at least put yourself on mute, Joe?]

DeadSquirrel: *Blush* M-MY BAD!

Ohm: Oh. . .it's from a guy?

DeadSquirrel: Yea, that's my supplier. 

Ohm: Oh. . .then that's alright~. *Unpins DeadSquirrel & helps him up* For a second, I thought you were talking to a bitch. I'm so glad you weren't~.

DeadSquirrel: Were you. . .jealous? 

Ohm: Of course I was! How could I not!? My love was about to be taken!

DeadSquirrel: *Blushes hard* O-Ohmie. . .

Rinthelonely "Squirrel calling Ohm "Ohmie" is the cutest thing in the world. Don't worry, Squirrel, you'll get your chance with Ohm sooner or later, and I'm gonna make sure that you top~ Ohmie would love it if he gets fucked by you~ ;)"

DeadSquirrel: *Blushing* I-I hope so. . .

Ohm: Oh~, I would love that~. I already tasted you with my mouth~, so my ass has to taste you next~.

DeadSquirrel: O-OHMIE!

Ohm: *Licks his lips* I can still taste you~.

[???: You guys done?

DeadSquirrel: *Picks up his phone* Y-Yea, sorry about that.]

~After the call~

DeadSquirrel: That should do it. *Puts his phone away*

Ohm: *Hugs DeadSquirrel* You need to get healed, and go to sleep~.

DeadSquirrel: Yea, I should. It is getting late.

Ohm: Come on, Squirrely~.

DeadSquirrel: Um. . . *Blush* before that, can I. . .

Ohm: Hmm?

DeadSquirrel: Get um. . .*Blush deepens* a-a goodnight kiss? My mom used to do it to me, and. . .um. . .

Ohm: *Giggles* Of course, my love~. *Kisses DeadSquirrel*

DeadSquirrel: *Kisses back*

Ohm: *Pulls away* Have a good night~, and be sure to go see the Mr. Emerald Doctor.

DeadSquirrel: *Smiles* Alright.