Present Time! (Ask #147-148 + Dare #42)
Vanoss: Hey Moo!
Moo: What?
Vanoss: Come with me. *Walks outside*
Moo: Wha- Vanoss! *Follows*
~Later~
MiniLadd: Do we have any questions or dares that not fucking shippy thing?
Basically: I have one, but it's for uh. . .probably Cartoonz? I'm not sure.
MiniLadd: Whatever, just ask.
Question from Akairyuu_Shiro ,
"I really wondering.. why I am the only one that want to take a step towards CaRtOoNz while others step back? :3 ?"
CaRtOoNz: Yea, come closer, I won't bite or anything. I'm a kind person, when I'm not in the mood to kill~.
Ohm: *Hugs Cartoonz* I'll bite you if you get near my Toonzie!
CaRtOoNz: *Giggles* Maybe it's a smart idea to step back.
Vanoss: *Comes back with a box in his hand* Crew! Get in one place!
Moo: *Comes back with a box in his hand as well* . . .
CaRtOoNz: What?
Ohm: Hmm~?
~Later~
MiniLadd: The fuck is it?
Basically: What is all that stuff, Boss?
RacingCatz: Aren't those what I delivered yesterday?
Vanoss: Yea. *Opens the box* Alright. . .Brian, catch! *Throws something at Terroriser*
Terroriser: *Catches* What is this? A present?
Vanoss: Shut up & open it.
Terroriser: *Opens it* . . .Aww, Evan! It's a sweet necklace. *Giggles*
MiniLadd: Really? A necklace? To a guy?
Vanoss: It's not just a necklace, you know.
Terroriser: Oh, it opens. *Looks inside & blushes* Uh. . .
Vanoss: *Giggles a bit* Next is. . .Marcel. *Throws something to Basically*
Basically: *Catches* Thank you, Boss. *Opens it* Oh! Software for my laptops, this is going to help me a lot, thanks Boss! *Smiles*
Vanoss: And I got a better quality one.
Basically: Thank you.
Nogla: That's our boss. *Giggles*
Vanoss: Shut up, and take this. *Tosses something to Nogla*
Nogla: *Catches* Oh, what did you got for me? *Opens it* Oh, sweet gloves.
Lui: It'll keep your damn hands warm, huh?
Nogla: *Giggles* Yup, thank you.
Vanoss: Next. . .Moo.
Moo: I wonder what kinda garbage you got me.
Lui: HEY!
Vanoss: It's alright, Lui. *Tosses the present to Moo* Judge it after opening it, bitch.
Moo: *Catches & opens it* . . .
Bryce: Oh, a cool new lighter. You're pretty much a smoker.
Moo: . . .This'll come in handy, I guess.
Ohm: Aww, you love Evy's present~.
Moo: *Blush* No!
Vanoss: Now. . .catch, Bryce. *Tosses the present to Bryce*
Bryce: *Catches* Oh, thanks. *Opens it* Oh. . .
Moo: Hmm. . .Oh, it's a. . . *giggles* nice badge, huh, Bryce?
Bryce: *Blush* S-Shut up.
Delirious: . . .? (What badge is it, Bryce?)
Bryce: Um. . .I. . .rather not show it. . .
Delirious: . . . (Well. . .if you don't want to then. . .I guess.)
Bryce: S-Sorry.
CaRtOoNz: Did you get a dildo or something?
Delirium: 'Dildo'?
Delirious: . . . (Don't listen, Jason.)
Bryce: No! I just. . .got a. . .h-hockey mask badge.
Nogla: Oh. . .*Giggles* I get it.
Moo: Yea, a "normal" hockey mask badge.
407: What's the benefit in that badge?
Vanoss: Emotional benefit.
Bryce: *Blush* Please shut up, Vanoss.
Vanoss: Here's yours, Cartoonz. *Tosses the present to Cartoonz*
CaRtOoNz: *Catches* Oh shit! This is kinda heavy. The fuck is in this shit? *Opens it* Oh my god. . .A FUCKING SHOTGUN! And this can have some attachments! I can play with this a lot~.
Vanoss: There's one attachment.
CaRtOoNz: Oh. . . *blush* Uh, thanks, an Omega keychain.
Droidd: I wonder what that represents. . .
Ohm: *Giggles* Are you jelly, Droidd~?
Droidd: . . .Maybe.
CaRtOoNz: *Smirks* Hey Ohm, wanna go test this gun with me?
Ohm: Oh, an invite to a date~. Of course, Toonzie~.
CaRtOoNz: Fuck yea~.
Bryce: Please go, right now.
Vanoss: Ohm, here. *Tosses the present to Ohm*
Ohm: *Catches* Oh~, is it a vibrating d-
Bryce: OHM, I SWEAR TO GOD!
Ohm: *Giggles & opens it* Ohhh~, a sweet hilt~.
Jiggly: Only hilt?
Delirious: .-. . .? (V-Vanoss, why?)
Ohm: I can't wait to make some blade to kill bitches~!
407: You can make blades?
Ohm: My stems can be sharp as a blade~, it can be in any shape, and the hilts are very helpful to make those~.
RacingCatz: Um. . .it is interesting, but. . .a little scary.
Bryce: Vanoss, don't encourage him to be a yandere!
MiniLadd: Fuck you, Evan.
Vanoss: Or what? You wanted me to give him a vibrating dildo? And to be honest, I was thinking about it.
Terroriser: EVAN!
Basically: At least he's being honest.
Vanoss: *Throws something to Delirious*
Delirious: *Catches it* . . . (Thank you.) *Opens it* . . . (Aww, a scarf.)
CaRtOoNz: Really? That was unexpected.
Terroriser: Evan, you learned to be nice. *Smiles*
Vanoss: Don't get me wrong.
Delirious: . . . (It's. . .quite long.)
Basically: Oh, I think it's a scarf that you can share with someone.
Delirium: Wow! That is cool!
Delirious: *Smiles* . . .? (Do you want to share with me, Jason?)
Delirium: *Hugs Delirious* Of course, Jon!
Delirious: *Smiles, and wraps the scarf around them* . . . (There we go.)
Delirium: *Smiles* So warm.
Delirious: *Hugs Delirium back*
Wildcat: *Smiles* Aww, cute brothers.
MiniLadd: Weird.
Nogla: No, it's not.
Droidd: . . . (Maybe I should learn from Delirious.)
Lui: Cool.
Vanoss: Here's yours, Lui. *Hands the present to Lui*
Lui: *Blush* Uh. . .t-thank you. *Opens it*
Nogla: What did you get?
Lui: A. . .Mp3?
Vanoss: Keep up with some music, and maybe we could do some duet.
Lui: *Blush* D-Duet? W-With you?
Vanoss: The rap you did was very well.
Lui: *Blushes harder* T-Thank you, Vanoss.
RacingCatz: That's adorable. *Smiles*
Vanoss: Droidd, this one is yours. *Tosses the present to Droidd*
Droidd: *Catches* I appreciate it, Boss. *Opens it* Oh, sweet. Pierces.
Basically: Nice!
MiniLadd: . . .I think it'll look good on you, Droidd.
Droidd: I hope. Thank you, Boss.
Vanoss: Alright, next is. . .Tyler.
Wildcat: Me?
Vanoss: *Hands Wildcat a bouquet* Here.
Wildcat: T-This is-
Vanoss: I haven't forgot about it, you know. . .the promise.
Wildcat: *Blushes a bit & smiles* Thank you, I love it.
Vanoss: *Blushes a bit* Y-You better, it took me some trouble getting that from Sattelizer.
Jiggly: That is a nice one, I gotta hand it to you, Vanoss.
Vanoss: Shut the fuck up.
407: Do you have something for me & Anthony?
Vanoss: . . .I wish I didn't.
407: Oh, you do have it?
Vanoss: *Throws it to 407 & Jiggly*
407: *Catches* Oh, I wonder what it is. *Opens it*
Jiggly: . . .*Opens it*
Wildcat: Aww, it's a wristband.
407: Really? A wristband?
Vanoss: It'll come in handy, one day.
407: . . .How much you wanna bet?
Jiggly: No gambling here, Scotty.
407: You're no fun.
Basically: And I'm surprised that you're not drunk anymore.
407: Liquor is half the water in my body.
Nogla: . . .Mini, I think you have a patient.
407: It's a word of expression!
Jiggly: Maybe give him a medicine when he gets a hangover.
Vanoss: *Puts the present on MiniLadd's head* Here's yours.
MiniLadd: *Sarcasm* Geez, thanks. I wonder what you got me, you dick.
Vanoss: Just open it, you asshole.
MiniLadd: Fine. *Opens it* . . .Really, Evan?
Vanoss: Put them on.
MiniLadd: Fuck no! My eyes don't need this shit!
Basically: What did you get?
MiniLadd: Fucking glasses! I'm gonna look like a nerd, if I put it on! You just want to make fun of me, huh!?
Vanoss: Just put it on!
MiniLadd: Fuck no!
Ohm: I'm sure, you're gonna look even hotter, Mini~.
Nogla: Try it on, Mini. Don't make the Boss upset.
MiniLadd: No is a no!
Lui: Don't be a bitch about it.
Vanoss: Put it on, or I'm gonna put it on for you.
MiniLadd: Fine, you owl bitch! *Puts the glasses on* Wait, this has no lens.
Vanoss: I just got the frame, cause I know your eyes aren't bad.
RacingCatz: *Smiles* That's caring of you, Evan.
MiniLadd: Fuck you, seriously.
Vanoss: . . .
MiniLadd: What?
Vanoss: *Looks away with a little blush* Nothing. . .
Ohm: Hey Evy~, do you have a reason why you got glasses for Mini~?
Vanoss: *Blushes* N-No, I just thought it'll be funny.
MiniLadd: Fuck you then! *Walks to the kitchen*
Question from LizaDrawsgames ,
"Can we have a minimoo moment and maybe evan or Brian getting jealous"
MiniLadd: Fuck this shit. *Takes the glasses off*
Moo: *Walks to the kitchen* Mini?
MiniLadd: *Turns around* What?
Moo: Oh, you took it off?
MiniLadd: Yea, or everyone's gonna make fun of me.
Moo: . . .I. . .*blushes a bit* kinda liked it.
MiniLadd: . . .Well, I don't.
Moo: . . .You did look like a nerd, though. *Giggles a bit*
MiniLadd: YOU BITCH! *Attacks Moo*
Moo: *Grabs MiniLadd's wrists* You weakass bitch.
MiniLadd: We'll see who's the weakass bitch!
Vanoss: Are they fighting?
Terroriser: I'll go stop them. *Walks to the kitchen*
Vanoss: I'll go too. *Walks to the kitchen*
Moo: *Puts the glasses on MiniLadd* Nerd! *Laughs*
MiniLadd: Stop it, you dumb fuck!
Terroriser: . . .Um. . .
Vanoss: The fuck are you guys doing?
MiniLadd: Evan, it's your fault!
Moo: *Giggles* You almost look like a bitch.
Terroriser: . . .
Vanoss: *Eye twitches a bit* Tsk. Get the fuck away from Craig, Moo.
MiniLadd: Evan?
Moo: What?
Vanoss: I said. . .*Grabs Moo away from MiniLadd* GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BRO. Am I clear!?
Moo: The fuck are you yelling at me for!?
Terroriser: . . .*Walks up to MiniLadd* You alright?
MiniLadd: Ye- *Sees Terroriser holding a syringe* Uh. . .seeing you holding a syringe in front of me makes me concerned, Mr. Terroriser.
Terroirser: What are you talking about? *Smiles* I'm not gonna stab you with it or anything.
MiniLadd: Don't you fucking dare, Brian!
Basically: Is everything okay in there?
Nogla: Probably not. *Giggles*
Dare from Einaoplex18 ,
"I dare everyone to play 7 minutes in heaven! And ohm don't get too kinky ;)"
Delirium: Oh! A game! A game!
Delirious: . . . (I'm sorry, Jason, but I can't let you play that.)
Delirium: *Frowns a bit* But Jon. . .
Ohm: Oh, let him play~, Delly~. Jason has been such a good boy~, he should get some treats~.
Bryce: They said don't get kinky, you bitch!
Ohm: How can I not!? In the dark & tight space, two people alone, together, touching each other's body~, beating heartbeats can be heard, the room heats up, the two gets heated up~, they won't be able to resist the heat & the sexual desire, and in few seconds, they'll be making out~, feeling each other in their arms~, melting in love~!
Jiggly: That is. . .oddly romantic.
CaRtOoNz: *Blush* Well. . .that sure is kinky.
Nogla: Aww, that was a sweet description.
Wildcat: Um. . .
407: A-Are we really doing this?
Ohm: I'll host~!
Bryce: NO!
~Later~
Ohm: Okay, I got all the numbers~.
MiniLadd: Jesus Christ, why the fuck are we doing this!?
Bryce: This is gonna be a fucking nightmare.
Lui: SERIOUSLY!
Ohm: Who shall go first~?
Terroriser: Um. . .
Ohm: Alright, let's start with you, Mr. Catz~.
RacingCatz: Me?
Ohm: Pick a paper from here. *Hands RacingCatz a basket*
RacingCatz: Um, okay. . . *Takes one paper out* 15?
Ohm: Ohhh~, your partner is. . .Lui~.
Lui: What!?
Ohm: Okay, you two get in the closet, and I'll started the timer.
RacingCatz: Um. . .okay, I guess?
Lui: It's not okay!
Ohm: Come on now, Lui~.
Lui: Fuck you!
Ohm: *Grabs RacingCatz & Lui's arm, pushes them in the closet* Alright, timer starts~. *Starts timer*
Lui: Open the fucking door!
RacingCatz: Calm down, Mr. Calibre.
Lui: How can I calm down!?
RacingCatz: Well, I don't really know you, so I'd like to use this time to talk.
Lui: Why are you being so calm?
RacingCatz: Because. . .I don't know. *Giggles* We don't necessarily have to make out & stuff, also, it violates my rule.
Lui: . . .You're making this really uncomfortable.
~7 Minutes Later~
Ohm: *Opens the door* Okay, you two done?
Lui: *Falls down* Ugh. . .
Ohm: Are you okay?
RacingCatz: *Giggles* I may have made him too uncomfortable.
Lui: Fuck you. . .
Ohm: Okay, let's move on.
~Back to the others~
Ohm: Evy~, why don't you pick a number~? *Hands Vanoss the basket*
Vanoss: *Sigh* Fine. *Takes out on paper* . . .6.
Ohm: Oh, number 6 is. . .Toonzie~.
CaRtOoNz: Wait, what? Me?
Vanoss: . . .Alright. . .in a closet with a maniac, huh? Come on, Cartoonz, let's get this over with. *Walks in the closet*
CaRtOoNz: K. *Walks in the closet*
Ohm: *Closes the door & starts timer*
CaRtOoNz: K. . .so what are we doing again?
Vanoss: 7 minutes in heaven, a stupid game for teenagers who wants to get laid with people.
CaRtOoNz: . . .*Giggles* That's stupid.
Vanoss: . . .It is. . .and the fact we have to do it.
CaRtOoNz: Oh. . .that's awkward. Anyway, thanks for the shotgun. I can't wait to put some work in that bad boy.
Vanoss: Yea sure. . .
CaRtOoNz: I want to see some head blowing off their body. It's gonna be so cool!
Vanoss: . . .Cartoonz.
CaRtOoNz: Yea?
Vanoss: Let's see how much of a good kisser you are.
CaRtOoNz: You really wanna try? I've kissed with Ohm several times, so I say I'm pretty good~.
Vanoss: We'll see about that.
~7 Minutes Later~
Ohm: *Opens the door* Times up, boys~.
Vanoss: . . .I'm glad it's over.
Ohm: *Giggles* Did you guys had fun?
Vanoss: It wasn't bad. You trained him well.
Ohm: Thank you~, do I get any rewards~?
Vanoss: I'll think about it.
CaRtOoNz: I'm sure I will.
Ohm: Oh Toonzie~.
~Back~
Ohm: Okay~, how about. . .Moo~?
Moo: Fuck no.
Ohm: Here you go handsome~. *Hands Moo the basket*
Moo: I'm gonna beat the shit out of you later.
Ohm: Oh daddy~.
Moo: Stop it! *Takes one paper out* 1.
Ohm: Ohhh~, Brycey is gonna be jelly~.
Moo: . . .Shit.
Ohm: Oh Delly~.
Delirious: *Blush* .-. . .? (M-Me?)
Bryce: What!?
Ohm: *Grabs Moo & Delirious' arm, pushes them into the closet, & starts timer*
Bryce: Moo! You better not do anything to Delirious!
Moo: *Blushes a bit* Fuck. . .
Delirious: *Blush* . . . (Um. . .)
Terroriser: *Holds up a toxic pill*
MiniLadd: Calm the fuck down, Brian.
Moo: . . .I'm not gonna do anything, so. . .don't worry, okay?
Delirious: . . . .-. . . . (That's good, I-I don't want Jason to. . .hear. . .)
~7 Minutes Later~
Ohm: *Opens the door* Alrighty, boys~.
Delirium: Jon? Mr. Moo? Are you guys okay?
Bryce: Delirious!
Delirious: *Pats Delirium's head* . . . (Don't worry, Jason.)
Moo: Chill, nothing happened.
Bryce: That better be true.
Terroriser: *Puts the toxic pill away* Phew.
Ohm: Onto the next pair~.
~Back~
Ohm: Here you go, kitty~. *Hands Wildcat the basket*
Wildcat: Um. . .o-okay. . . *Takes one paper out* 4.
Ohm: Terroriser is your partner~.
Terroriser: Oh. . .well. . .um. . .*Looks at Vanoss*
Vanoss: . . .Don't mind me, Brian. *Pats Terroriser on the back*
Terroriser: Okay. . . *Walks in the closet*
Wildcat: *Walks in the closet*
Ohm: *Closes the door & starts timer*
Terroriser: So. . .this is awkward.
Wildcat: Yea. . .
Terroriser: Um. . .so uh. . .wanna make out? I mean, we're supposed to do it. . .right?
Wildcat: *Blush* Um. . .I-I don't. . .know. . .
~7 Minutes Later~
Ohm: *Opens the door* How was it, boys~?
Terroriser: *Blush* Um. . .okay. I-I just hope that Evan & Anthony won't kill me.
Wildcat: *Blushing* Uuuu. . .
Ohm: Alright~, next~.
~Back~
Ohm: How about you, Nogla~? *Hands Nogla the basket*
Nogla: Sure. *Take one paper out* Number. . .17.
Ohm: Ohhhh~, baby~.
Nogla: I'm guessing it's you, huh?
Ohm: *Hugs Nogla* That's correct~!
Bryce: Delirious, we should get Jason out.
Delirious: . . . (I agree.)
Delirium: What?
Nogla: Alright, let's go then. *Walks in the closet with Ohm*
MiniLadd: I don't wanna fucking hear it. . .
CaRtOoNz: *Loads his gun* Looks like someone is gonna be dead. . .
Terroriser: Cartoonz, no!
Droidd: *Hands sparks* He better not. . .
Basically: Calm down Droidd. . .please?
Vanoss: Timer is ready. *Starts timer*
Ohm: So~, let's make out, shall we~?
Nogla: Sure. *Kisses Ohm*
Ohm: *Kisses back*
~7 Minutes Later~
Vanoss: Okay, it's over bitches. *Opens the door*
Nogla: *Carrying Ohm* I think he needs some good rest.
Terroriser: Holy fuck, what did you do?
Nogla: Just make out with him.
Ohm: *Blushing* Oh David~.
Vanoss: . . .Okay.
~Back~
Nogla: Okay, since Ohm is. . . *Giggles* a little tired after the make out, I'm gonna host.
Lui: Hurry up and end this shit!
Nogla: *Giggles* Alright, how about. . .we go with Marcel? *Hands Basically the basket*
Basically: Um. . .okay? *Takes one paper out* 13.
Nogla: Let's see. . .13 is. . .Droidd!
Droidd: . . .Ok.
Basically: Um. . .
Nogla: Come on, get in. *Giggles*
Droidd: *Walks in the closet*
Basically: *Walks in the closet*
Nogla: *Closes the door & starts timer*
Basically: . . .You alright?
Droidd: . . .Not really, I'm just a bit jealous.
Basically: Right. . .but don't be so angry at Nogla, okay?
Droidd: . . .Fine. . .I'll try.
Basically: *Smiles* Good.
Droidd: . . .So, are we doing this or not?
Basically: *Blush* Uh. . .
~7 Minutes Later~
Nogla: *Opens the door* Hi, guys.
Basically: *Blushing* H-Hey. . .
Droidd: *Giggles*
Nogla: Seems like they had a good time.
Basically: H-Hush Nogla!
~Back~
Nogla: Let's see. . .Bryce, you should pick next.
Bryce: Fuck no!
CaRtOoNz: He doesn't want to do it, cause Delirious is not his option.
Delirious: *Blush* . . .? (What?)
Bryce: Nothing! It's nothing, Delirious!
Moo: Really? Oh, I'm so sorry for taking him from you, Bryce.
Bryce: SHUT UP! Fine, I'll do it, so shut up! *Grabs the basket & takes one paper out* It's 8.
Nogla: Interesting. . .it's Jiggly.
Jiggly: I didn't know I was in this game.
Bryce: Uh. . .okay?
Nogla: Well?
Jiggly: *Walks in the closet*
Bryce: *Walks in the closet*
Nogla: *Closes the door & starts timer*
Bryce: . . .Um. . .we don't really talk to each other. . .have we?
Jiggly: No, but I heard you're a good person, a bit rebellious though.
Bryce: Well, yea.
~7 Minutes Later~
Nogla: *Opens the door* Okay, how are you guys?
Jiggly: Not much different.
Bryce: Yup.
407: Not much of you guys know how to play huh?
Bryce: Fuck this game.
~Back~
Nogla: I think we have three people left.
Terroriser: What are you gonna do with the three?
407: Don't say we're gonna do threesome.
Nogla: That's exactly what, and. . .I'm so sorry, Delirious.
Bryce: The fuck you mean by that?
Nogla: The three is 407, Mini, and. . .Jason.
Delirious: . . .!? (What!?)
Delirium: Me?
MiniLadd: Fuck! I thought I don't have to do it!
407: Seriously?
Nogla: So. . .yea. Go in the closet, please.
Delirious: . . .! (I'm not accepting this! He did not sign up for it!)
CaRtOoNz: Chill, man. Jason needs to be mature anyway.
407: *Sigh* Fine. *Walks in the closet*
MiniLadd: Fuck this game. . . *Walks in the closet*
Delirium: Um. . .okay. *Walks in the closet*
Delirious: *Takes out his machete*
Nogla: *Closes the door & starts timer* . . .Hold him down!
Wildcat: *Holds Delirious back* Calm down, Delirious!
Terroriser: *Disarms Delirious* T-Take a deep breathe!
Droidd: *Grabs Delirious' legs* Everything's gonna be fine, okay?
Basically: *Holds Delirious' shoulders* Please Delirious!
Bryce: *Grabs Delirious' arm* Delirious, I'm sorry!
MiniLadd: . . .It doesn't sound good outside.
407: No shit.
Delirium: What are we doing here?
MiniLadd: Just sit here for 7 minutes.
407: Boring. . .
MiniLadd: Do you wanna die by the hands of our assassin or live another day?
407: I live in danger, brah!
MiniLadd: Then die when you go out the closet!
Delirium: Um. . .Why are you guys fighting?
~7 Minutes Later~
Nogla: *Opens the door* Is Jason okay?
Delirium: Yup! *Smiles*
Nogla: Delirious, Jason is okay!
Delirious: *Escapes all the grip & runs to Jason, then hugs him* . . . (I'm glad you're okay.)
Delirium: *Giggles* Jon, you worry too much.
MiniLadd: Way to go, bitch.
407: That was pretty stupid.
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