"YOUR A LIER! ALL YOU DO IS LIE! YOUR SO DUMB! YOU CAN NEVER BE YOUR OWN PERSON! EVERYTHING YOU LIKE IS SHIT!" 

My mother's cruel words she yelled at me last night ran through my head as I tried to wake up. Its a long story about what happened but long story short, I was just trying to protect Johnny, no I'm not a lair like my mother would like you to believe. My family was packing up to go on an extended trip to Florida without me, the couldn't wait to get away from me, well that's what they said. 

I sat on the edge of my bed soothing the redness on my wrists from where my father squeezed them till they turned red. Ouch. But I was glad they were gone, at least they couldn't hurt me now. I grabbed my firm pillow and sleeping mask and started walking to the living room to finish my sleep, that's when I noticed that there was a light on in the kitchen. 

I thought that maybe they just left it or something, I walked closer to see that there was a shadow of a man in my kitchen. I got closer and saw that he was cooking something that smelled sweet, like chocolate. I dropped my mask a pillow and got closer to the said man. I saw who he was and covered my mouth. Willy Wonka. 

"Good morning star shine, we were wondering when you would wake up." He said in a chipper voice.  I just stood there fumbling with what to say. 

"Uhhh...yeah....hi...good morning." I say nervously as stare at his handsome features, he was pretty hot, who am I kidding there all hot. "Gee this is some dream I' having." 

"Oh its not a dream coco bean, would you like some coffee?" He said as he poured me a cup. 

"Yeah...thank you..." I dipped my finger in the hot drink and my finger got a burned. Yup this was not a dream. Wow. "Wow this is great coffee, thank you." 

"Glad you like it." 

"So you said that WE were wondering when I would be up, are there more people here?" I asked still feeling star struck.

"Yeah, but I'm not sure who they all are really." 

"Hmm....do you know were they are in the house?" 

"Kinda every where, I think one of them is on the couch sleeping." 

"Well that's fine, I guess I'll go greet them then. Ummm Mr. Wonka?" 

"Please call me Willy." 

"Ok, Willy, how did you get here?" I said as I could feel myself blush. 

"I'm not quite sure, one minute I'm working on my latest candy then I find myself here." He said though he didn't sound disappointed, which I was glad. I was still pretty tired so this was good enough for me.   

"Well you and the others and welcome to stay as long as you want, I don't think my folks will be back anytime soon." I kinda mumbled that last part. He gave me a sweet smile, I smiled back, then I went to look and see where the others were. I walked into my living room which was pitch back, as the currents were drawn and there were no lights no yet, I walked close to the couch and indeed there was some one sleeping on it. I didn't want to wake them up so I kept the lights off, but I did want to know who it was. So, I slowly reached my hand out and touched there back, it felt like where ever they were whering was ripped in the sleeve, my hand went up to there head and felt longish messy hair, that was enough for me, it was Mort Rainey. I internally squealed with delight. I bent down and placed a small kiss on his cheek, I knew that he had been through a lot. 

I turned to go back to my room when I passed the bathroom, which was now lit with someone in it. I cocked my head to see Sweeney Todd giving John Dillinger a shave. It was killing me to hold in my excitement and shock.

"Good work Todd, never had a better shave in my life." John said as he inspected Sweeney's job in my mirror.

"Thank you Dillinger." He said as he cleaned the fallen hair. When I reached my room I was greeted with Edward Scissorhands sitting on my floor as he calmly watched my biggest fish tank as my fish swam form side to side, it is quite calming to watch. When he saw me jumped up and started to move to the corner of my room. I got closer to him and gently reached out my hand. 

"Its ok, I'm not gonna hurt you." I said calmly. "What's you name?" I asked even though I already knew. 

"Edward." He said in his small voice. 

"That's a lovely name." he smiled at hearing this. "Your are really special person you know that? You won't be harmed here I promise." I said giving a warm smile. 

"Thank you, what is your name?" 

"I'm (y/n). And I am more than happy to have you here."  I said as I gently reached to placed a hand on his scarred face. I watched as he smiled back. 

"That's pretty name." He said. 

"Thank you Edward, now can you wait here for just a minute?" 

"Ok." He said as he went back to watching my fish tank. "Gosh he's cute." I thought I myself as I went to search for the others. I walked out of my room to hear snoring for what was my parents room and found Jack Sparrow asleep on the bed. Ironic, really, considering that my mother absolutely hated Jack. My folks had mostly gutted there room and my brothers, I knew that they weren't coming back. Jack was sound asleep as he shifted around, it was very very tempting to just want to strip lay down with him seeing as he was right there, let me tell you. But I fought the urge and walked out feeling myself get all sweaty. 

I then went to walk down stairs to see Ichabod Crane sleeping on one of the beds, he looked so peaceful it was probably the first time was able to get a good nights rest in awhile, sweet baby. Next to him on the other bed was Edward Cassetti (Ratchet), I bit my lip hard, all I had to do is chose one....... I walked around to find Barnabas Collins who was hanging from the celling of the basement. Gosh he's sexy I thought to myself. I then found Mr. Wolf in the laundry room eyeing up my pet bird next to the drier.  The last person I came across was J.M. Barrie who was resting in my brothers bed. I knew it was a long time since he had felt a woman......I internally cursed myself for thinking such things.  

I eventually round up all the men to the living room for a meeting, after I tried to calm myself down from my being horny, but yeah I couldn't do that. 

"Ummmm......hi everyone.....its nice to have you all here...really nice....now do you all know who you git here?" The all pretty much said what Willy did, they didn't know how they got here. 

"Might I ask.....where am I?" Jack asked drunkenly. 

"Your in Michigan, Northerner Michigan. In my house. And your all welcome to stay. I'm (y/n) (y/l/n)."

"Hello Miss. (y/l/n)." James said in his Scottish accent which made me blush. 

"Is there anyone else who lives here?" John asked as he looked around. 

"No.....well...at lest not anymore.....I don't think there coming back." 

"And your certain it is alright if we are here?" Asked Barnabas all proper. 

"Yes, its more than alright, I am very happy to have you all here. It'll be nice, not so lonely anymore. Well first things first, I'll have to find places for you all to sleep." It wasn't that hard, I put Mort on the couch (he was already used to it anyways), I put Edward in my bed (sweet baby), Willy was to sleep in the living room on a matrass, Jack stayed in my folks old room, James remained in my little brothers old room. John was put downstairs along with Ratchet and Sweeney (I figured they would all get along), Barnabas was put in the living room on a mattress along with Ichabod who was on a cot and Mr. Wolf wanted to sleep outside underneath the pine trees. Just one problem, where was I gonna sleep now? 

"Is there a problem darling?" John asked as he came up behind me startling me a bit. 

"Well...I've got places for you all to sleep but it seems that I forgot myself."

"Hmm.....well you could always sleep with me." He said in a low voice which was very tempting indeed. 

"Thank you for the generous offer Johnny, I'll have to see." 

"Alright darling see ya around." He said as he went to the kitchen. 

This was going to be a problem for sure, I loved them all, they were all the same guy after all, they just didn't know it. And how would that look, me loving all of them, I mean poor Edward how would he feel if I was all over him and then all over Mort the next day. 'Man you really get yourself into some spots don't you (y/n)' I thought to myself. Yes, I wanted to sleep with all of them, sex? Heck yeaaaah. But I can't, gosh my dream come true and I can't have my cake and eat it to. I'd have to pick one, but who? I guess I'll cross that bridge when I get there. I passed my folks old room to see Jack staring out the window. 

"What are you looking it?" I asked just wanting an excuse to talk with him. 

"The view is considerably different than what I wake up to on the sea......" He said as he look at the green grass and the tall pines, my garden, my chickens.

"I'm sorry you miss your ship, I'll try and make your stay here a happy one." I said trying to make him feel better. 

"No no, love I'm not.....sad......its just differents all not bad. So....uhhhh.... do you have any rum?" 

"No sorry, but if I go out I'll get you some......but promise you won't get to drunk.....for Edward's sake." 

"Edward? Is he the one with the..." Jack said as he imitated Edward's Scissorhands.

"Yeah." I replied. 

"On me word luv, I won't get to drunk."

"Thank you Jack." I said as he leaned in and gave him a hug, we hugged for a while (the door was shut, that made me think). Our hugging quickly turned as I pushed him to the bed and began to grind on, I swear every inch on my body was screaming at me to do it now!, Jack's hands went down and grabbed hold of my hips as I continued to roll my hips on his. I could feel his member growing hard through his trousers. He began to kiss up my neck, I could feel tingles all over my body I wanted him so badly, but then I thought of Edward and Willy and the rest of them.  So reluctantly I stopped. 

"Something the matter love?" 

"No its just that.......your not whereing protection." Jack gave me confused look. I did me best to explain, I think he understood, mostly. I excused myself and left the room. "Dang I almost had sex with Jack Sparrow, (y/n) (y/n) (y/n)." 

"Say....which of you can drive?" 

"I can." Mort said. 

"So can I." Willy spoke up. 

"Me to." Said John. 

"I can as well." Ratchet said. Not that I didn't appreciate it, but I knew that John and Ratchet couldn't drive a car from the 21st century. So Mort and I went out the store to get everything we all needed. 

"Anything you want Mort?" 

"No, I'm good." 

"Well I think I've got everything, oh gosh I don't have enough." I said looking at my wallet not wanting to be a charity. 

"Here I got it." Mort said as he paid for everything. 

"Oh you don't have to I'll pay you back I will." 

"Don't think of it, it was my treat baby girl." Gosh I blushed hard at this. 

We went home and got unloaded, then it hit me. "Oh no.....they all like me."