So, we're all packed and about to hop aboard our cruise ship. I'm relieved that Winston gets to come and doesn't have to stay with my mother. She doesn't understand that he's not supposed to have human food or more than one treat a day. That dog always stinks up the house after he's been to her place.
Anyway
We take a couple of selfies and get on the ship. I've never been on a cruise before, so I don't know what to think. Sometimes I feel like it'll feel like I'm in paradise, and other times I think it's gonna be Titanic all over again.
I love our bedroom. It has a flatscreen TV, a king-sized bed, and a high class toilet. They even put little mints on our dressers.
It's all just great until I open up my suitcase. I'm looking through everything Vanessa packed me when I realized something.
"Vanessa, sweetheart. Did you forget to pack me shorts?" I ask her.
"Oh, I didn't forget. I told you to get your shorts in the laundry. But you didn't listen. So now, you have no shorts," she answered.
Great. Our vacation has started out with an angry Vanessa. Nothing good happens with an angry Vanessa. Now I have to wear her shorts. That don't fit me.
😒yaaaaaaaaaaaaay😒