I'm sure you all know about this little song that your parents, siblings, friends, or whoever may have told you about. Ya know? Well if you have absolutely NO CLUE what the heck I'm talking about, this is it:
Hello, my name is Joe.
And I work in a button factory.
I've got a wife and a dog and a family!
One day, my boss came up to me and said
"Hey, Joe. Are ya busy?"
I said
"No."
He said
"Turn the button with your left hand."

K, there ya go. This is basically just a continuation of that giving you more info on Joe's fascinating life. It will be told from the point of view of our good friend, Joe.