5 AM....

The alarm goes off and Joe wakes up. Joe usually woke up at 5 am on the daily. Any time after that and the day was practically over at that point.

Joe: Huh? Where am I?

SMACK!!!

Joe: Ohhhhhh yeah I deserved that.

???: you deserve Worse.

Joe sees Brie Bella standing above him.

Brie: you're at Me and Raheem's Place. And because of Your Stupid ass, Half of Your group is injured. You're not gonna have many friends once they're recovered.

Joe: not like I had many anyway.

Brie: I dunno how Raheem is friends with you, but I'm certainly not.

Joe Rolls his eyes.

Joe: mind telling me that when you're relevant again? Assuming you were at all to begin with.

He tries getting up but immediately stumbles down landing face first onto the floor.

Joe: Oooooh what is this floor, Concrete?

Brie: Yes.

Joe struggles to get up and gets assisted By Raheem.

Raheem: Careful there buddy.

Joe: Where The hell have you been?

Raheem: The FBI Is a Serious business.

Joe: That's really what we're going with huh? Where's Dario?

Raheem: Dario is currently being the reason you're not in Jail.

Joe: last thing I remember is- CHLOE!!

Meanwhile....

Chloe was trying to Break her way out of the cage. Because it always has to be a fucking cage. It's like it's required by every fucking thing in history has to have a cage.

Yes I am self aware, fuck off.

Noxious: You can keep trying, it's not gonna work.

Chloe: When Joe gets here he's gonna Kick Your Ass!!

Noxious: Oh trust me, I'm delighted to have the honor of Killing your Boyfriend right in front of you.

Chloe: You won't kill him. He's too stubborn. Even if you sliced him into hundreds of pieces, He WILL find a way to make those pieces still move.

Noxious: That's literally not possible.

Narrator: It's the MA1-Verse, What do you expect?

Chloe sits in her cage, and looks up at the cloudy dark skies, praying that Joe will get here on time.

Meanwhile...

Dario: Okay so Here's the plan, Raheem, you Drop Joe and I off, And we do all we can to kill him.

Raheem: but how are we supposed to kill A guy with a stone of immortality?

???: With this.

Joe Appears, Back to wearing his normal Red and Black MA1 Outfit. And he shows them all A Yellow Lightsaber.

Dario: Joe... That just looks like a yellow lightsaber.

Joe: Keyword, LOOKS.

Joe Turns off the lightsaber and dumps 2 tiny Things out of it.

Joe: This is known as the Hell saber. It was Created By Merlin himself, as he knew something like this could happen. This is the only weapon capable of Defeating Noxious, or anyone with the Stone.

Raheem: I remember that thing.

Dario: And nobody brings this up until now?

Joe: There was never a time we needed it.

Dario: There were plenty.

Joe: Whatever, Let's get Going.

End of Chapter