Dario Vs. Joe
Dario Walks around in the Dark, Destroyed, Wrecked city.
He notices a Trail of Burnt up bodies, and it didn't take long for him to know that Joe did this.
Dario: What are you up to?
He continues down the road until he comes to the Police Station. There's wanted Posters of Joe All over the place.
Dario: He never was good at covering his tracks.
He Hears some chatter from the Only 2 Cops in the Entire MA1-Verse.
Riddle: So what would happen if you Tased a guy's Balls?
Randy: Riddle... Where the hell did you get THAT from?
Riddle: okay fine, How about shooting them in the balls?
Randy: Riddle...
Riddle: How about Harpooning them in the ass with a Fork?
Dario Walks up to them.
Dario: I need to see your boss!
And they immediately throw him in a cell because fuck him I guess.
Warchief walks towards the cell and points a gun right to his brains.
Warchief: Where is he?
Dario: well since you just threw me in a Cell, I don't know anymore.
BOOM!!
They look out a window and see a huge ball of fire exploding a nearby city.
Warchief: There. I've got him.
He turns to leave, but Dario grabs him.
Dario: not so fast buddy, you've seen the damage he's caused. If you go Alone, You're Fucked. If I go alone, I'm fucked. We need to work together.
Warchief: We don't have anyone else?!
Dario points at Randy and Riddle playing "Bullet Tag".
Warchief: I'm convinced.
Nearby city...
Dario: He could be anywhere, So we need to keep an eye out.
???: I can TAKE it out.
BOOM!! A Huge thunderstrike nearly hits Dario.
Emerging from The Smoke Was Joe, Packing a New Look.
Joe: So... You've come to Stand in my way huh? Piss off.
Dario: Joe! We can't let you through. You need to stop now!
Joe: Stop? Dario. I am only doing what I MUST!
Warchief: Well we MUST take you down now!
Joe's Hands Light with flames.
Dario: Ha! We can take you down even with those fireballs.
Joe: Maybe... But can you take THIS?!?!
Joe's Fireballs soon turn into A Plasma Blast Wave spreading all over the place.
Dario: Get Down!!!
He and Warchief duck behind some Wrecked pieces of buildings.
Warchief: Did you know he could do that?
Dario: no, this is New.
Warchief: I got this.
He Shoots Joe right in the head, but it heals instantly.
Dario: He Doesn't have healing abilities.
Warchief: What do you call THAT Then?
Joe: I call it...
He Pulls out a Familiar purple crystal.
Joe: ...The Stone of Truth.
Dario: Shit!
Warchief: What exactly is that?
Dario: Anyone Who holds that Thing becomes Immortal.
Warchief: of COURSE!! of COURSE when he's a bad guy he has immortality!
Joe continues shooting plasma grenades until the chunk of building explodes.
Dario: We need to find some way to get it away from him.
Warchief: How about you distract him and I take it away from him.
Dario nods and sees Joe.
Joe: Eat This!!!
He Blasts Dario And Grabs him, Throws him in the Air and Slams him Skull first into the ground.
Dario Gets up and kicks Joe off him.
Dario: Alright, it's time to play Your Game.
He pulls out a Lightsaber of his own.
Joe: Bring it Fucker.
He brings out his lightsaber from earlier... However, it slowly changed. (GIF Below)
Dario: oh no.
Joe Starts Attacking Dario with Extreme Accuracy, Nearly Slicing Dario Multiple times. Dario Fights back at him While Warchief plans his move.
However, When Warchief got close to Joe to take the Stone, it was already gone.
Warchief: It's gone!
Joe/Dario: What?
Joe: What are you talking about? It's right-
He checks his pockets, but no luck.
Joe: Here?
???: Hahahahahaha!! I WIN!!!
They all look to see Noxious with the Stone.
Joe: You Mother Fucker!!
He Jumps at Noxious, but gets blasted by dark magic, knocking him out.
Warchief: Joe!
The two grab Joe and drag him away, with Warchief Shooting at Noxious.
Noxious: Oh and When Joe Wakes up, Tell him that Chloe will be safe with Me!
Joe Hears that and his eyes burst open.
Joe: YOU FUCKER!!
He Jumps at Noxious again only to get blasted by the "Off wings" from Brawl.
Dario: We'll be back!
He and Warchief drag Joe To a safe area to strategize.
End of Chapter
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