WWE City...

Joe Dives into the City Where Buildings are exploding, And The monsters are shooting death Beams.

Joe Started Throwing Fireballs at the monsters, as that's usually his go-to method.

All of a Sudden, Throughout his monster hunt, he Runs into Dario.

Dario: Hey Joe, Where you been man?

Joe: Is this really the best time to be asking that?

Dario: Doesn't matter, Let's Show these freaks a thing or two.

Joe Starts attacking some monsters when He accidentally Kills a nearby Cop.

........

Joe: Okay so hear me out-

Dario: Joe you are in so much trouble you know that?

Joe: nope. Okay let's kill more monsters.

He Dashes to another monster and Starts Throwing flurries of punches and kicks and flips and shit.

Joe: Got him!

He sees that 3 cops are just shooting the air and standing around like a bunch of dummies.

Joe: Uhh... Guys? .... I got him.

The 3 cops just keep shooting at nothing. They're not even Aiming for Joe or Dario or anything, They're just shooting at random shit.

Dario on the other hand Gets knocked down by the fucking AIR.

Dario: Woah! Where did that come from?

Joe: Maybe I picked the wrong team here....

He Pushes Dario away and Kept going on his own, until suddenly...

Noxious: Hello there Joseph.

Joe: You again?

Noxious: These monsters will not harm you, but to make sure, you must take out all the police in the area.

Joe: I mean... I guess it's better than-

Dario Gets knocked down by the fucking AIR again.

Dario: Woah!

Joe: Guess I... Have no choice... I'm sorry old friend.

Suddenly Joe gets knocked down by a cop.

Joe: *Sarcastic* Oh no... My one weakness... Slow jogging.

Joe Gets up, Grabs a gun and starts killing The Continues helping Dario.

Joe keeps going through the city killing more monsters.

Dario: Damn, These monsters keep coming! Joe! Give me a hand.

Joe: Sure thing buddy.........

He teleports Dario Away.

Has it been made clear that Joe's Kind of a Dick yet? No? Ahh you'll know soon enough.

Joe continues on his mission.

Civilian: HELP! I'M TRAPPED UNDER THIS BUS!!!

Joe Lifts and THROWS the Fucking BUS!!!

Joe: I can only hope that school is cancelled today. Oh yeah, I told that Wizard that I was gonna kill some cops so I'm just gonna kill 2 of those morons from earlier.

Joe heads to the place from earlier where those 3 cops are STILL shooting at nothing!!!

Joe: Still... Going for it huh guys? Well, it looks like I'm gonna need to kill 2 out of 3 cops here. Now, this is Quite the dilemma. I mean, who do I kill? I mean each man here has a wife and a family.

Joe looks at the one right next to him.

Joe: Well, Actually, Frank here cheated on his wife, so He's First.

He kills Frank.

Joe: But Harold and Jeff here haven't cheated once and they're both great guys.

Joe Stands in the middle of the Field.

Joe: Okay, LEMME HAVE IT BOYS!!!

Harold and Jeff just kept shooting at nothing.

Joe: Fuck It.

He shoots Harold in the Face.

Joe: Hey you took too long.

3 Hours later at the Police Station...

Jeff just Runs into the Police Station.

Jeff: Sir, We were able to Kill all the Monsters. But we lost A few men.

Commissioner Johnson: If it was frank, Thank god. That jackass deserved it.

Jeff: well yes, but also Harold. We were also witnesses of a Man who Was throwing Fire from his hands.

Commissioner Johnson: Joe?

[TRIGGERED]

Commissioner Johnson: Kill them All!

Jeff: But sir, isn't Joe on our side?

(A/N: Jeff, I just murdered Harold, like, right in front of you)

Commissioner Johnson: I DON'T CARE!!! KKKKKIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL TTTTTHHHHEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!

In The City....

Joe turned off the fire on his hands.

Dario: That was Epic Joe!

Joe: Yeah, well I'm not here to save you.

Dario: Classic Joseph.

Joe: You wouldn't have happened to see that Wizard would you?

Dario: Nope.

Joe: oh well, I guess I'll find him myself. See you later.

Dario: Bye.

Joe heads off to lord knows where.

End of chapter