No Homo Bro Caesar x Joseph
Caesar sighed as he read his book, he had spotted the wild Joseph Joestar and was praying that he wouldn't notice him. He hid his face more with the book, but if anything the sudden movement just attracted Joseph more.
Joseph looked to see who was holding the book, being obvious that they were trying to avoid someone, and saw golden locks with the weird white wings sticking out.
He immediately started grinning like an idiot once he realized it was his good "friend" Caesar. Joseph decided to tip toe over to Caesar, careful not to make a noise and took the seat next to him, putting his arm around Caesar's shoulders.
"How's it going womanizer?" Joseph said with a smirk while Caesar groaned.
Caesar lowered the book and glared at Joseph. "Don't you have anywhere else to be like oh I don't know the dump with your fellow trash kind?"
Joseph feigned being hurt by the comment. "And here I thought you love me."
Caesar tsked at the comment and tried to go back to reading his book. Joseph sighed due to Caesar's attention being somewhere else.
"Well to be honest I got bored." Joseph stated.
"Hm and of course you thought that bothering me would entertain your puny mind." Caesar replied with ease.
Joseph narrowed his eyes at the blonde. "I accidentally didn't even know you'd be here." Then Joseph smiled as a thought occurred in his mind. He leaned in closer to Caesar with his arm still around Caesar's shoulders, and brought his mouth as close as he could to Caesar's ear. "But now that I know you're here how about we ditch this place and go back home?" He suggested jokingly.
Caesar rolled his eyes, a small tint of pink was visible due to the fact that Joseph was so close to him. He glanced up at Joseph for a second and replied. "Well as you said before I like women not men Jojo, so find someone else." Caesar then tried to go back to reading his book which he hadn't been able to do since Joseph showed up.
Joseph pouted and leaned back in the seat, but then got another bright idea in his mind. "Don't worry I'll be right back Caesar!" Joseph stated as he rushed out of the building.
Caesar looked at him leave in confusion. 'Well I guess that's the end of the Jojo shenanigans for today' He thought to himself.
An hour had passed since all of this went down and Caesar was still reading, he was about to leave to go somewhere else when he heard a voice.
"Why hello there you handsome man. I brought tequila care to drink some with me?" Said a strange, unnatural voice.
Caesar looked up as he was about to take a sip of his wine, to take a look at whoever was talking to him and quickly spit out his wine as he saw who it was.
"JOJO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" Caesar exclaimed.
Joseph blinked his eyes a couple of times and then sat down next to Caesar.
"Now now is that any way to speak to a woman?" Joseph replied.
"What the hell are you doing?" Caesar questioned again, only this time not shouting and face palming.
"Well I wanted a drink so I went and got tequila, and since you said you only were interested in girls voila, here I am now." Joseph replied before leaning into Caesar again and adding. "So technically I guess what should be said now is no homo bro."
"..."
"I hate you so much Joestar."
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