"Hey Jotaro, do you ever wonder why Kakyoin always carries cherries around?" Polnareff questioned the emo teen.

Jotaro looked at him unimpressed and then followed Polnareff's gaze to Kakyoin. "How the hell should I know."

"Hm, I guess it'll forever be one of life's mysteries." Polnareff chuckled.

A peaceful silence swarmed above the two as Polnareff looked at Kakyoin and Jotaro went back to his "research" papers on dolphins, and of course that peaceful five seconds had to be ruined by the French man.

"I wonder how many cherries could fit up his ass."

Jotaro looked up from his papers to the French man and leaned in uncomfortably close to him to the point where Polnareff was sweating.

"Stop daydreaming about my boyfriend and go back to yours you freak."