It was an eerie, damp night at the Joestar manor. The mansion was seemingly abandoned, except for one lonely, starving soul.

Jonathan Joestar was currently alone for the next few hours and desperately needed food. The only problem, Jonathan didn't know how to even make a sandwich...how was he going to defend himself from the thriving pain of hunger he was experiencing?

So he did the best he could in his situation, and ordered pizza.

He had heard about a recently new pizza parlor that opened up in from Speedwagon and Zeppeli , so he decided to order from there. The plus side about it was that they delivered so Jonathan won't even have to leave his lovely home. 

Thirty minutes had passed and the pizza still was not there. 

Jonathan was growing anxious, pacing around the room, slowly loosing his mind.

Just when he was about to give up all hope, the heavenly noise of the doorbell echoed throughout the mansion. 

Jonathan twirled his way to the door, quickly opening the door and paying the pizza man, then closing the door shut.

"Ah my lovely pizza, I've been waiting so long for you~"

He opened up the pizza box and stop at the sight he saw.

On the pizza were two heads...one was Dio and the other was a kid with weird donut hair that Jonathan had never seen before.

"D-Dio?" Jonathan questioned.

"Hello dear Jonathan, I see you've ordered our amazingly good pizza." Dio jeered. 

"Why in father's name are you on a pizza, and who the heck is the kid?" 

Dio looked from Jonathan to the kid, then back at Dio.

"Well you see Jonathan... this is technically our love child, Giorno." Dio answered awkwardly.

"..."

A moment of silence sounded the room, no one knew what to say next. Jonathan just stood there looking at Dio and Giorno still on the pizza.

"May I just say that we made one beautiful kid, heck maybe we should make mor-" Dio was suddenly caught off as Jonathan shut the pizza box top and threw the pizza through the window.

Never again did Jonathan order pizza.