This is based off an image I found on ifunny, I would put it on here but for some reason it won't load so yeah...rip.

Gyro's nerves were reaching an all time high. 

It wasn't due to the two racers being chased down by yet again another ridiculous stand user, or him worrying over if Johnny would like his new latest hit, nor due to Diego being around them acting like a total cuck. 

No, it was far more worse than all those things combined. Today is Johnny's birthday and Gyro had absolutely no clue what to get his pal for his birthday. 

It wasn't like he could just find a random amazing present in the middle of the desert, unless Johnny wanted a crappy cactus plant. 

Gyro clicked his teeth together and looked around nervously. Johnny, realizing that something was up with Gyro, since he wasn't being his usual cheery self singing his 'great' songs, motioned to Slow Dancer to pick up the pace so he could ride alongside Gyro.

"You okay there Gyro?" Johnny questioned.

"H-huh? Oh yeah of course I am haha..." Gyro let out a nervous laugh.

Johnny raised an eyebrow skeptically at him. "You're acting awfully suspicious."

 Gyro sweat dropped. "Ah don't worry about it Johnny." Gyro then caught a glint of something in the horizon. "Oh hey look a town! We should stay there for the night!" Gyro exclaimed happily as he let out a heehaw and galloped towards the town.

Johnny let out a sigh and lightly shook his head before following Gyro's lead.

~Time Skippy~

"Okay now to find something for Johnny." Gyro muttered to himself as he walked down the strip of town where all the shops were located. 

He was finally able to give Johnny the slip and say that he had personal needs that needed to be quenched, and Johnny definitely didn't want to be around Gyro after he said that.

Gyro then fell onto his knees in frustration and yelled. "THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY BABY IN THIS TOWN! WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A DAMN BIRTHDAY PRESENT!"

The townsfolk looked towards Gyro due to the sudden outburst like he was Joseph Joestar in Cairo, but Gyro didn't notice.

After seemingly given up hope Gyro looked to the shop next to where he was having a mental breakdown and got an idea.

He put on a sinister smile. "Oho I have the perfect gift for dear ol' Johnny boi."

~Another le Time Skippy~

"Hey Gyro I got the food you wanted..." Johnny opened the door to his and Gyro's shared room to find Gyro laid upon his bed in nothing but red ribbons wrapped around him and a bow on his head, the only thing covering the private part was a gift box. 

"Buon compleanno (happy birthday) Johnny, I got your present." Gyro ran a hand along his side.

Johnny blinked at him before saying. "I want a receipt."