Just a little something I wrote in my spare time to our lord and savior Dio. Ah yes the greatness of parodies. *WARNING !*+ ADVISED FOR THIS ONE SORRY KIDDIES*

I was only twelve years old, I loved Dio so much.

I knew all his memes and sassy walks.

I WRRRYYYYYYY to Dio every night, thanking him for his blessed booty.

"Dio is love." I say. "Dio is life."

Jotaro hears me and calls me a faggot.

He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Dio.

I call him a dolphin fucker.

Star Platinum ORAS me and sends me to my room, I am crying now, because my face hurts.

I go into my bed and it is very cold, I feel a warmth moving towards me I feel something touch me.

It's Dio, I am so happy.

He whispers into my ear, "MUDA MUDA MUDA".

He kicks me with his pointy shoes so that I'm on my hands and knees.

I'm ready, I spread my ass cheeks for Dio.

I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water.

I push against ZA WARUDO, I want to please Dio.

He roars a mighty WRRRYYYYYYYYY as he fills my butt with his love.

Jotaro walks in.

Dio looks at him deep in the eyes and says, "Kono Dio da."

Dio then throws a road roller da and leaves through my window.

Dio is love.

Dio is life.