I know people have made this joke many times, but I'm taking it one step farther and actually writing the parody so enjoy it. 

(for full magical effort play the music while reading~)

DIO: I can show you Za Warudo 

Shining yellow and green

Tell me Jotaro, have you ever

moved when time is stopped.

I can throw you knives

Take you all across Cairo

Over, sideways, and under

On a bara tiddy ride

A whole new stand

To try to kill the Joestars 

No one to tell me no or to burn alive

Or to say that goddamn ora

Jotaro: A whole new stand

A dazzling son of a bitch I never knew

but from way up here it's crystal clear

That now I can move through stopped time

DIO: (Now I'm going to road roller da)

Jotaro: Unbelievable movements

Indescribable anger

Ora, ora, ora, ora

Through an endless punch fest

A whole new stand

 DIO: (Don't you dare dodge one knife)

Jotaro: A hundred thousand oras to give

DIO:  (Hold your breath and just die)

Jotaro: I'm like a shooting star

I've come so far

Gone through hell

To beat your fucking ass

DIO: A whole new stand

Jotaro: Every time I can still move

DIO: With one last fight to prevail

Jotaro: Every moment to punch

Both: ORA! MUDA! ORA! MUDA!

Let me share this time stop with you

DIO: A whole new stand

Jotaro: A whole new stand

DIO: That's where you'll die

Jotaro: That's where you'll die

DIO: A wonderful WRYYYY

Jotaro: You pissed me off

Both: ORA! MUDA!