My friend (cadberry248) and I had to make a health story for school about a cold virus trying to get someone sick so we came up with the brilliant idea to use Dio and Jonathan. And since it was so amazing I decided to share it with you guys. Enjoy~

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far far away there was a cold virus. This cold virus's name was Dio. Dio was a poor soul trapped in a salad container in the corner of a room. No one dared to take a second glance at the container.

He was finally met by a poor soul who had not eaten since last Thursday, although he did not know who the salad belonged to, it was love at first sight.

I shall now give the poor scoundrel a name worthy of the gods, Jonathan. Jonathan walked up to the salad and slowly caressed the salad container, eyes filled with lust. 

Jonathan opened the container, he looked around for a fork, but none were in sight. So he grabbed a fist full of the salad that Dio was in and shoved it in his mouth.

Little Dio sang with joy as he danced on Jonathan's tongue, and pushed his way down. Fighting off cilia with the determination of a warrior. Dio jumped down Jonathan's throat and headed to his immune system. Dio released his minion antigens known as Digiorno. 

The Digiornos activated Jonathan's trap card, inflammatory response. But Jonathan had a trick up his sleeve for dealing with Dio. He sent his phagocytes known as Hamon and attacked Digiorno. 

Hamon was a natural antibody against Digiorno. But then Jonathan sneezed, releasing the Digiorno into the wild. Dio was too, flung out of Jonathan's mouth, flying majestically into the air.

He sat there  in the salad container, yet again, devising a plan to try to infect someone else. All his minions had been annihilated and Dio was once again left alone. 

The door opened and a new victim arrived, Speedwagon. Poor Speedwagon saw the salad container. And at that moment Dio knew his plan could start again and that's when he shouted. "You think it's just a plain salad container, but it is I, Dio ready to take over ZA WARUDO!"