rohan x spider
You thought it would be part five but kono other parts da!
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"You know what makes an interesting manga?" The two midgets furiously shook their heads.
"Reality."
There was a pause of the talking of anime james charles,
"Reality is the energy that breathes life into a piece of work, plus it's funny." Rohan said. Coochie and hazard hesitated, watching Kishibe perambulate to his workspace, holding the spider in his green spaghetti clutches. "You see, if you want to incorporate this spider -that i have named peepee poopoo for the time being- you must understand the spider, see the spider for who it really is, look deep at what it looks like and acts like- and tastes like" Rohan said.
Rohan began playing with the spider, cutting it open and things like that. The blood of the spider was dangerously close to dripping on Rohans $3000 gukki model thong. He then began licking peepee poopoo to stop the bleeding, and fast.
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Koochie and hazarmada stood there, horrified. Rohan then consumed peepee poopoo just like he would with a 300 kilogram bag of cocaine he found in coochie's pocket, because rohan and coochie are best friend forevers and they sometimes go out hunting for whatever, chicks, hands, guys, soup, yoshikage kira, hot spiders, ball-shaped objects, etc.
"You see, this has now given me an epiphany!" Rohan gasped, he grabbed his slicked up, inky pen, and began to scribble and scrabble in front of the two flabbergasted children.
After two singular minutes anime jame charle was finished and he unraveled his masterpiece to the two short stand-using kiddos.
Artist: Rohan
Description:
Man on journey (Totally not Noriaki Kakyion [aka cockygroin] from jojo part 3: Stardust Crusaders [deceased: january 16th- donuted by doi]) to defeet evil, likes cherries. So he lick lack cherry so he can taste it because he loves the sensual taste of cherries.
Koochie and hazamadaradiation applauded the master's work.
"Master, what a beautiful piece. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for blessing our stand-using hearts and minds with this stunning and glory piece in person." Hazamadayamada said, bowing to his senpai. Rohan gasped and coochie hit the hayato mop,
"YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO JUST OPENLY TELL PEOPLE WERE STAND USERS YOU RETARD!" coochie yelled. "grammer kokichi"
"WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR GRAMMAR!" Coochie yelled. He knew he could not stop time any longer and rohan will soon be able to react to hazamadayamayam's statement about them being stand users. But suddenly, time started moving again and he had to act fast.
He knew he had to erase rohan's brain so he called out his stand.
"Echos! Act Rose Lalonde!" Coochie shouted, but before he could attack his face opened up like a book. Coochie gasped very extremely loud his lungs almost exploded. Rohan wandered over to koi fish and flipped through his pages. He read plenty but there was one sentence that caught his eye. While cooichi was screaming and kicking rohannie managed to read the sentence
"Coochie thinks Rohan is an ass face."
Rohan gasped, "Assface?!"
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