a lot of people in jojo have interactions with spiders

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"LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU STOOPO POOPO!" orenge peel screamed in the diarrhea bottle. "hMMMMMMMMMM, i gotta think about it,,,,,🤔🤔🤔🤔" voremaggio said. Naranka banged his tiny hands on the glass but he's to small and the glass is too big for him to break with his stand, 'United States Air Force'
"grrrrr" the child emitted. The spider, Big Bertha, trampled the midget of the Italian mafia stripper gang. A hearable sound of the minecraft death sound was heard.

The spider made some minecraft spider sounds and narancia stabbed the spider with some leftover hardened cocaine. The spider made more spider noises, "🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷" The spider slurped. It jumped away after squirting titanium white everywhere. But it did get some web onto narankas foot, narancia gasped at this and then the spider threw more projectiles of webbing at the dude that looks like a lady. "🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸" bertha said. voremaggio was laughing while dramatically narrating the entire thing. The next thing they knew was that orange peel was sticked to the side of the bottle and was bitten by spider, big bertha on the neck. Coincidentally in the same place narancia got his head stuck between the automatic doors a few minutes prior. "nom" spider bertha said.

"aHHHHHHHHHH1!1!1!1!!!!!1!1!" stripper child screamed. The spider then moved down to his wherever and then bit him again, injecting his digestive bodily spider fluids into him, slowly dissolving his precious organs. "such precious organs, going to waste just like that." fourmaggio said. "shush your bug trap ass hole mouth" kid said.

"owo what's this" 4maghoe said, picking up narancia's map. "eheheehehhehehupupupupupupunishinishinishinishinisjikkukukulukukukukukukuk, how can some on bucci gang's team be so stupid like you stupid child." foregammeragio said. "YOU STUTID FUCTASS I WAS GOING TO ERASE THAT" the small child said. but was soon interrupted again, "owieeeeee bucciarati mommmmmy please help me" he screamed. His organs were being dissolved by big bertha. "u stootid fuctass" naranka said smugly because he's not that stupied..

"u see, i pissed on the car and then shot the boom boom gas tank and I was waiting for car to splode but now it actually will and u will die and I hate you and spider -that i have named big bertha for the time being- will stop being so mean to me, because mommy bucci gang said i shouldn't be treated like this. And u succ" narancia said.

suddenly, car go BOOM! and then formaggio died because narancia set the entire street on fire like the dumbass he is and then murdered someone while having no internal organs and stuff.

Back at house

"You did wwhat you fucking dumbass" foog screamed at him. "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO JUST GET FOOD AND SHIT, AND TRY NOT TO GET FOLLOWED. INSTEAD, YOU WERE FOLLOWED, EATEN BY A SPIDER, SHRUNK, SET THE ENTIRE STREET ON FIRE, AND MURDERED SOMEONE2!2!2!2!" swiss cheese screamed with his extreme intellect. " I also no longer have any internal organs." narancia said. fugo stopped talking. "you fucking what?" he said. "I have no internal organs they were all melted but i'm still here so that's fine right?" narancia said. "NO ITS NOT FINE YOU FUCKING FENCE, YOU DUNCE FACE!" fugo screamed. suddenly, bucci mommy interrupted. "stop fighting, and narancia you'll be fine ok, you have no organs but you'll live until you die you fence." mommy said. "eeeeeeeee" narancia sobbed, "why are you guys so mean but anyways i love you bucci mommy i love you foog" narancia has new fully recovered besides the internal organ thing. He'll be fine. Until he dies next time.

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