Okay okay okay. Sorry to bother you but literally before I woke up this morning, I had this crazy fucking dream!

I was at a party with my friends right? Except I don't really go to parties. But last year I went to my friend's Halloween party to celebrate her birthday, WHICH IS THE SAME FUCKING DAY AS JOSEPH JOESTAR SO FUCK YEAH!! At the party, her other friends came, some of them of which are also my friends and that I haven't seen in a long time.

Then, all of a fucking sudden, a bright light came down from the heavens and behold the god of creation who brought down the Joestar family with party hats and a big ass cake with my friends name on it and Joseph's name below her name. Now, Joseph is young and everyone else is young too, because all of my friends are close to being my age like 16 or 17.

Anyways, they show up to the party, I take off my coat to show my outfit that I wore for Halloween, which made me look like a blend of Harry Potter and Doctor Who because of my glasses (yes I wear fucking glasses; I'm a blind old woman now). Then, I gave my friends a gift, which I was the only one in the friend zone to be a softie sweetheart and everyone loved it. And I've never talked to a guy before at that point (Yeah I literally never talked to a guy outside of my family before that wasn't friends with any of my family or is the same age as me) and goddamn...Holy Jojochrist...he can be a Jojo from how much he works out! INTENSE SQUEALING!!

Ahem. Toilet. Ahem. - Old Joseph Joestar

Anyways, we all had a good time at the party, we laughed and conversated, got depression and isolation, Jotaro basically left the party after awhile because Jonathan kept begging him to stay and since Jonathan is such an angel, he had to until Jonathan turned his back on him.

For Joseph, however, you know him. Being a party lover, a flirt, an absolute idiot and child. Jonathan was like the chaperone of the gang, Josuke basically was himself towards us, Giorno brought the Bucciarati gang with which made us all happy because like, the more the merrier right? Jolyne was so fucking surprised as everyone else when we started talking about our love lives, but I won't get deep into it as I respect privacy you know?

Joseph and my friend blew out the candles, we all ate the cake, Mista got triggered when there was 4 pieces left so Fugo basically took another piece just to shut him up, Bruno was the nice mommy he is and gave us gifts from Italy which we all hugged him and thanked him for which made him another precious boi. Johnny brought some potato salad and Gappy was so fucking confused but sometimes he would kind of be like Diavolo and his personality would change.

When it was time for me to leave, I waived goodbye at everyone but, out of the blue, Joseph motherfucking Joestar kissed me! Everyone was shocked and even I was too. Then my friends decided to be precious idiots and tease me about it, which made me flip them off.

I left the house and went straight home and up to my room to go to bed, but, oh Jojochrist, he was there. He somehow followed me home and came into my bedroom with no one noticing a thing. But damn...a handsome man with Hamon powers, flirts for days, abs, a precious smile, a sense of humor, and everything that a girl wants...in my bedroom?...I knew that it was a dream inside a dream, that somehow was there before me.

Out of the blue, he kissed me again then...started to say sweet things to me...that I never thought were possible...it made me cry...so much...I just hugged him as tightly as I could and I never wanted to let go.

So we had our own private sleepover and we slept together on my bed...and he cuddled me...which I'm still squealing internally at! Then when I woke up, he built a fort out of sheets and kissed me again just to say good morning. God, I don't deserve this idiot.

Then blah blah blah, we started dating, told my friend who squealed over the phone, then...it was my birthday...and....zoo we mama! My dream stopped there as we cuddled each other...naked basically. DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Anyways, I noticed I talk too much so I'll stop now! Thanks for reading and next time you'll see two stories that have been requested. Both of them are Part 5.