Sorry if this took so long Cutekitty20 but here's Formaggio for ya!

This is the first La Squandra member in the order that I put on my Dio Brando/DIO lemon oneshot! I wrote this all on paper before typing it and I hope you all enjoy! I'm trying my best to do all of your requests so please don't get angry with me. This is "For The Reader's Pleasure" you know.

Anyways, as I said, I hope you all enjoy this joker lemon oneshot!

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First POV

"Formaggio! Will you please stop?! I'm kinda busy here!"

Formaggio is my boyfriend of two years. He's always an asshole, but maybe that's why I love him so much. Right now, he's being more of an asshole than I thought he would be. Risotto has ordered me on a mission with my boyfriend. We would spend a night at the nearby motel to look for the enemy. I'm over at our motel room window with my binoculars, doing what I'm suppose to do. But, Formaggio here is trying to get me to come to bed. There's no way in hell that I'm going to sleep.

"Come on, darling! I'm tired and you know I can't sleep without you!"
"Kiss my ass, Forma!"
That's my nickname for him, but I only use it for sex or if I'm angry at him, which I am.

That's when he rips the binoculars from my hands and tosses them out of my reach. I look up at him with a low growl but, it soon goes away when I see him crouch down and gives me a smirk. His hands touch the hem of my pants and pulls them down slowly along with my underwear. I blush very deeply when they're fully removed from me, making my whole body shiver from the cold air that hits my legs.

"As you wish, [Y/N]. I'll do anything to get you to come to bed."
His soft lips kiss my asscheeks with his left hand, roaming up and down my inner thighs.
"F-Forma..."
I moan out and I start to strip off the rest of my clothes. He stands up and turns me around when I'm fully naked, smirking brightly at me.
"You're gorgeous, sweetie. If only Risotto were here, he would be pissed off."
I giggle bubbly, only imaging that he could be like this.
"Mostly Ghiacco."
"Oh yeah! Him too."

That's when he pins me to the bed and starts to lick me more, his tongue, his lips, so soft. My mind, my words, not functioning right. He always does this to me with success, teases me with his licks and his tugs here and there.

"Mmmm...[Y/N]..."
After a few more licks. I came all over his mouth and he pulls away after licking me clean to smirk sexily at me, his sexiness just making me want him here and now.

I can't control it, he can't control himself, we're going to fail this mission at the point and I don't care. Risotto can kiss my ass, Ghiacco can yell at the top of his lungs for all I care, Pesci would be quiet and confused, Prosciutto would be doing the same as Ghiacco, Illuso...meh, he'll just makeup some fan fiction like he always does with Melone's dirty ass.

As soon as he's in me, we both start to make the loudest noises we possibly could do, having his thrusts already rough into my sopping core. God, I'm such a slut for him when it comes to this.

He goes deeper and deeper, rougher and rougher, faster and faster, trying to fuck my brains out, but I keep hold.

He gets to his climax before me and screams out my name before doing it inside me, cursing out and hoping that I don't get pregnant, but his cheeky smirk comes along and I just smack him in the face.

Then, my climax comes along and I just can't help but moan as loud as I could, clawing at his back, screaming out his name.

He collapsed on top of me, his sexy, cheeky smirk still there as he combs his hand through my hair. We're panting heavily, looking deep into each other's eyes as he chuckles softly.

"Let's do it again, darling. You're such a good girl. I mean...look at you...all beautiful and delicious. Let's make ourselves a cherry pie."
"Forma..."
"I was only kidding! But...that cherry pie down there filled up my appetite."

He smirks.

I smirk.

Let's just say...

He wasn't going to get up for a week after what I did to him. His ass got whooped by yours truly.